LMAO this deserves rep!

[Rookie]

Found this in another thread. It's too funny to not post it in it's own thread. Denny347 deserves the credit.

 

[Denny347]

 

[ATF Consumer]

Yeah... join the force!

 

[prowland]

man that guys legs are on backwards

 

[Martin Draco]

Yeah... join the force!

Hahaha! FRONT BUTT!

 

[ATF Consumer]

 

[w_ADAM_d88]

It's called a booty do. That's when your stomach sticks out more than your booty do.

Yeah... join the force!

 

[gunman41mag]

Yeah... join the force!

I know that member, {It took alot of donuts to get that way}

 

[w_ADAM_d88]

First image reminds me of this...

 

[85t5mcss]

man that guys legs are on backwards

Hey, can I send u the bill for laptop repair? I just spit my OJ on the keyboard and screen. That is hilarious.

How does this happen? That's just weird.

 

[db1959]

Yeah... join the force!

That figure ensures the gun belt doesnt slip down to his ankles during a foor persuit.

 

[Benny]

Yeah... join the force!

That can't be real, can it?

Aren't police officers subject to any kind of regular physical fitness tests?

I mean, being fat is one thing. I know plenty of fat guys that are pretty athletic...But I've never met a dumpy, pear-shaped guy that could break is 6 second 40 yard dash.

 

[Que]

That can't be real, can it?

Aren't police officers subject to any kind of regular physical fitness tests?

I mean, being fat is one thing. I know plenty of fat guys that are pretty athletic...But I've never met a dumpy, pear-shaped guy that could break is 6 second 40 yard dash.

I'm dumpy and pear-shaped, but I can do a 40 in less than six seconds!

 

[Benny]

I'm dumpy and pear-shaped, but I can do a 40 in less than six seconds!

Having a little extra around the mid-section =/= pear-shaped.