Make yourself a smaller target!

[Coach]

If I were in a gun fight with someone shooting a .380. (can we call that a gun fight) I would rather be fat than skinny. Anyone can luck out and hit a broom stick. But inadequate penetration is an entirely different problem. Plus most people do not understand aim small, miss small.

 

[BehindBlueI's]

For all of you people wanting to lose weight. JCPenny makes bigger pants and they deliver.

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[Cameramonkey]

[video=youtube;hL4lSavSepc]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hL4lSavSepc[/video]

One of the most epic commercials EVAR!