Male Birth Control Developed, Costs less than the syringe it comes in, lasts 10 years

[tyler34]

kinda weird, but I have a similar story. I had to get an ultrasound done on my nuts one time and OF COARSE they send in this HOT woman to do it (not sure if she was a nurse or not). so it was a dark room and just me and her rubbing on my junk with jell and cupping them in her hands. not getting a boner was one of the hardest things to do in my life.
the ultrasound came back normal by the way.

but the nurse had herself committed.

 

[E5RANGER375]

but the nurse had herself committed.

for a pulled muscle?

 

[tyler34]

when I was in the hospital undergoing chemo once they had pumped me full of morphine and for those that don't know if you get enough morphine in your system you can't pee soooooooo what happens next? the sister of ryan newman(nascar) who is pretty damn hot comes in and tells me in a more eloquent way that she is going to stick a tube in my pee hole. mind you I was 15 at the time and now I have a hot nurse handling my bojangles! I'll say I have never recited more baseball facts in my life.

 

[tyler34]

for a pulled muscle?

premature????

 

[ATOMonkey]

kinda weird, but I have a similar story. I had to get an ultrasound done on my nuts one time and OF COARSE they send in this HOT woman to do it (not sure if she was a nurse or not). so it was a dark room and just me and her rubbing on my junk with jell and cupping them in her hands. not getting a boner was one of the hardest things to do in my life.
the ultrasound came back normal by the way.

Clark Gable used to tell the leading ladies acting opposite of him "don't get offended if I do, don't get offended if I don't."

Somethings you just can't control.

 

[Clay]

they give you at least two shots when you get a vasectomy, so whats the big deal. Get a couple of little shots to numb everything, then let her rip! When I got my V my junk was so numb they could have lit me on fire and I wouldn't have known.

 

[GLOCKBOY]

My vasectomy was free. I didn't even have a deductable. Insurance musta thought it was cheaper than another child.

 

[snowman46919]

My vasectomy was free. I didn't even have a deductable. Insurance musta thought it was cheaper than another child.

They didn't want any more glockaphites running around

 

[printcraft]

That's nuts.

 

[Hoosierdood]

Dear Penthouse. I had to get an ultrasound done on my nuts one time and OF COARSE they send in this HOT woman to do it (not sure if she was a nurse or not). so it was a dark room and just me and her rubbing on my junk with jell and cupping them in her hands. not getting a boner was one of the hardest things to do in my life.
the ultrasound came back normal by the way.

FIFY

 

[mavisky]

You'd better knock me real real unconscious before you jam a needle into my junk like that.

 

[Hoosierdood]

By the way, a vasectomy will get you 2 shots to the junk too, but it's usually permanent.

 

[E5RANGER375]

FIFY

thanks.

 

[NovemberKilo]

1. I wish this had been available when I was 14: it would have saved me a lot of wondering...
2. I don't like the idea of shooting gorilla glue into my tubes to kill the boys...
3. I'll take two pokes to the scrote over a screaming kid...
4. Until this is a widely practiced procedure, I'll hold off on trying it...
5. "Don't be a dummy, *** on her tummy!" has me cracking up!

 

[Clay]

if it makes you feel any better, they have been doing something similar to dogs for a while now.

 

[RichardR]

Hopefully they offer a do-it-yourself kit soon, I don't like the doctor touching my junk.

I am fairly certain Draino would have a similar effect, I wouldn't recommend injecting it into your junk though.

 

[sepe]

5. "Don't be a dummy, *** on her tummy!" has me cracking up!

Grandpa always use to tell us "Don't be dumb, nut in her bum". He was a wise, wise man. Seems like I can't ever remember grandma farting (at least loud enough anyone could hear it) while grandpa was still alive.

 

[redneckmedic]

Where is the sign-up line for the double blind study?

2 sticks and you get to boink as many different gals you want that have all been pre-screened for medical issues to try to make them pregnant... you fella's can't see the diamond in the rough can you?!?

 

[RichardR]

Where is the sign-up line for the double blind study?

2 sticks and you get to boink as many different gals you want that have all been pre-screened for medical issues to try to make them pregnant... you fella's can't see the diamond in the rough can you?!?

Probably more like "here is your cup, just leave it on the counter when you are finished".

 

[redneckmedic]

Probably more like "here is your cup, just leave it on the counter when you are finished".

Well no wonder it claims to be 100% effective.... cups can't get pregnant!!!