Mall ninjas are serous s***

[geronimojoe85]

So check this out. A real true to life honest to god mall ninja.

 

[Bigdee06]

I guess that you know he is the way to your location right now to deliver a mall ninja punishment to you for posting this obviously top secret pic. You didn't even blur out his grim expression or anything, what were you thinking? Prepare yourself for some samurai sword justice.

 

[printcraft]

Nope.... not the dreaded mall ninja.

See, here is where you messed up with the identification....

Mall Ninja wear all black and are more likely to go a ninjin people what don't need ninjin.

You found a Plaza ninja.

 

[E5RANGER375]

no gloves. what a disgrace to mall ninjas

 

[ViperJock]

Nope.... not the dreaded mall ninja.

See, here is where you messed up with the identification....

Mall Ninja wear all black and are more likely to go a ninjin people what don't need ninjin.

You found a Plaza ninja.

Hey, don't get disheartened though, ninjas of any kind are difficult to spot at best. I thought I got a ninja on camera once, but once the film was developed--just a blur... I heard that someone was thinking about starting a new a-ninja spottin school. Help you tell the difference between the various species. In the meantime, keep up the good work!

 

[jblomenberg16]

Does he keep Chinese Throwing Stars in that chest rig?

 

[.452browning]

i think llyod bridges knew all about mall ninja's....they were his nemisis....skip to :55 and you can see how he feels about mall ninja's



[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ55p06JiWA[/ame]

 

[nfolsom13]

little do you all know...........im the mallinest ninja of them allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll......*evil laugh* as i pet my hairless cat....(not cuz its cool but this ninja has allergies)

 

[geronimojoe85]

So come to find out the last samurai here is an instructor at tactical response.

 

[sepe]

little do you all know...........im the mallinest ninja of them allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll......*evil laugh* as i pet my hairless cat....(not cuz its cool but this ninja has allergies)

Hairless as in shaved? I hope you didn't pay a ton for a hairless cat when $20 buys you cheap clippers. Some sleeping pills, the clippers, and a Mach7294782 razor and you've got a kitty cat that is as smooth as a baby's butt. Whatever you do, DO NOT TRY WAXING THE KITTY ON YOUR OWN...THAT IS A PROFESSIONAL JOB!!!!

 

[theweakerbrother]

Ninja, please!

 

[geronimojoe85]

So this fella got a little tipsy drinking red wine with his friends and decided to put on a little show with his HSN samurai swords.

Could happen to anyone THAT high strung.

 

[HandK]

No Black face mask!! I meen really!! what self respecting mall Ninja would step outside with out one!!