Man hides 10" revolver in rectum says Cops

[J_Wales]

Rimfire?

 

[lrahm]

Rimfire?

Oh, man...all I can do is just shake my head.

 

[Wild Deuce]

How much endshake?

 

[Haggis]

What a doofus. I thought everyone knew to never rectum carry a gun without a lanyard loop.

 

[lrahm]

How much endshake?

Did I leave myself open on that? Kind of open-ended.

 

[Wild Deuce]

Did I leve myself open on that? Kind of open-ended.

I didn't even see your post. I was asking about the Colt in the story. Too funny.

 

[.45 Dave]

Well, I guess about every pun that could be mentioned was but let me see if I can find a few more.

This certainly doesn't fall under the Sunshine Gun Laws.
At least it was it placed butt-first!
By the way what was the caliber of that pee-shooter? (okay it's reaching but same general area)

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Was it made by.........Browning?

*sigh*. I hate to be the grammar nazi, but I just can't help it in this case.

Browning is a verb...if the gun was up his rectum, he would be Browning the gun.

Brown is an adjective...A gun stored in a person's rectum would cause it to turn Brown.

jk..goodun!

 

[lrahm]

THIS IS WHY I CARRY THREE BOXES OF SURGICAL GLOVES IN MY CAR!

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

THIS IS WHY I CARRY THREE BOXES OF SURGICAL GLOVES IN MY CAR!

Ummmmmm....i was going to ask why. But then I realized the answer could be to retrieve a gun from one of two places.....and I decided I really don't want to know!

 

[littletommy]

THIS IS WHY I CARRY THREE BOXES OF SURGICAL GLOVES IN MY CAR!

If I were a cop, and found out a dude I was questioning had a gun shoved up his ass, I'd tell him to have a nice day, and get in my car and get the **** outta there!

 

[lrahm]

Where do you think all of the bad guys try to hide their dope at? If you arrest you gotta search, and if you search you gotta search there.

If there is one piece of equipment I use mose it is the gloves. You don't handle dope, you don't search a person without them and if you apply first aid they are a must. There are three pair on my belt at all times.

 

[richardraw316]

Wow that was a big gun. he is going to make alot of "friends" in prison.

 

[csm47362]

Wow,

 

[joshua_xdm]

This guy knows how to party. ha ha He must love going to the colon doctor

 

[XDinmyXJ]

There would be possible AD in that situation......and i don't mean accidental!

 

[hopper68]

I know people that work in emergency rooms and they ALL have first hand tales of things that were put where the sun don't shine. One guy had a screwdriver stuck up his tallywacker. Excuse: he had not peed in a couple days and was trying to get it unclogged. I winced just typing this.

Why are turds tapered?
So your butthole don't slam shut.

 

[MrPeabody]

That is just wrong on so many levels.......

 

[tgallmey]

Thats full of S***