LOL JK
How did he get it up there??
I'm not buying the rectum thing.
Think about it, let's say you're going to try and keister a gun, wouldn't you pick a different gun? Of course you would.
You all thought I made up sphincter carry.
Yup!.
Nice try - they missed on the search so try to say he had it keistered...
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All I could think of was one word...
OUCH!