Man shoots best friend in the head, cuts off his penis and feeds it to his dog

[BiscuitNaBasket]

Man talk about Penis Envy!!

That album sucks.

 

[hoosierdoc]

Hey, anyone wanna go drinking tonight??? I'll buy! Need to find a pet friendly establishment though.

 

[femurphy77]

Hey, anyone wanna go drinking tonight??? I'll buy! Need to find a pet friendly establishment though.

Saw a guy walk into Lowes yesterday with his Aussie!?? Might have had a Fosters with him, I couldn't tell.

 

[CathyInBlue]

Now, if anyone pets that dog too vigorously, it throws up.

 

[Bluejeeper]

Now, if anyone pets that dog too vigorously, it throws up.

 

[d.kaufman]

Heard Obama was gonna bring him to the u.s and give him amnesty. Just kidding he actually gonna convict him for not passing tge sausage to him!

 

[DragonGunner]

In the early 90's something similar happened in Bedford. Ex wife had new boyfriend, ex husband broke into house and hit new boyfriend in head with 2x4, knocking him unconscious. He then cut off his member and fed it to the family dog. True story.

First words out of my mouth when I read the OP….."Had to be in Indiana."

 

[KellyinAvon]

It happened in the Mexican State of Chihuahua. Death from gunshot to the head is considered natural causes in those parts. As for the rest of it...

 

[johnwhite]

Man talk about Penis Envy!!

that was just BAAAAAD.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

In the early 90's something similar happened in Bedford. Ex wife had new boyfriend, ex husband broke into house and hit new boyfriend in head with 2x4, knocking him unconscious. He then cut off his member and fed it to the family dog. True story.

You know....it seems like I remember this, now that you mentioned it. The TM News archive doesn't go that far back though.

 

[femurphy77]

It happened in the Mexican State of Chihuahua. Death from gunshot to the head is considered natural causes in those parts. As for the rest of it...

Chihuahua huh? If the guy was "endowed" what CIB said "Now, if anyone pets that dog too vigorously, it throws up. " won't be true, it'll kill the poor little feller!

 

[printcraft]

Was the dog a decocker spaniel?

FTFY

 

[You'll shoot your eye out]

Chopper, SICK BALLS!!!

 

[churchmouse]

Been Lurking in here and I got nothing you all haven't covered.

 

[Hookeye]

Wouldn't surprise me to find him north of the border and given amnesty...........

 

[nakinate]

I want to see a parody post of this incident. That would make for a good laugh.

 

[gungirl65]

Been Lurking in here and I got nothing you all haven't covered.

Sounds like the dude should have kept his sausage covered.

Gotta wonder if the shooter wasn't aroused by his friend, then got paranoid and didn't want his friend to tell anyone so he silenced him permanently. Maybe he put it in a sack because he wanted to play with it later. Why else would he put it in a sack?

 

[nakinate]

Maybe they were just getting ready to target shoot and the gun went off prematurely...

 

[hysteria]

What?! No peanut butter??!

 

[Hookeye]

Wuzzat we read/hear on INGO all the time............????

EEZ GON, EEZ NO SAFE!