Meanwhile, in Lithuania...

[96firephoenix]

the mayor of your city might crush your car. With an APC.

Mayor Arturas Zuokas uses a tank to crush illegally parked cars in Vilnius | Mail Online

 

[jmiller676]

GEICO

 

[jedi]

Good for the mayor! He does it once and I bet no one in the town will ever ignore those NO PARKING signs again.

 

[tyler34]

I wish he would come around to the krogers here that have red boxes at the entrance.

 

[Kirk Freeman]

O.K., now can we all agree that police departments should not have AFVs because they do goofy crap with them?

I make my living in the mayor's office but for the last 20 years I've been a member of 39th Guards Division.

"It's Steven Seagal!"

"No, no, it's me the mayor."

"Take it easy, Stallone."

"Oh, he called me Stallone. Aikido martial arts . . . aah!"