MIT Shooter? Man with long rifle and body armor.

[! twitty]

MIT Emergency Information

 

[Mosinguy]

Just what we needed is ANOTHER school shooting.

 

[Valvestate]

Let me guess. The armor is a set of cammies and boots. Long gun AK-15?

Edit: emergency clear per police. No other details.

 

[Double T]

Well, the Halo 4 servers were ****ed up yesterday...

 

[Manatee]

Chet got loose on campus again.

 

[! twitty]

Now the police said the report was unfounded

 

[BiscuitNaBasket]

So a bogus report huh? Great. I won't be a bit surprised if it still makes the news.

 

[Sainte]

Armed guy mustve seen all the scissors on campus and ran for safety.............

 

[Black Cloud]

Chet got loose on campus again.

"What an azhole. Anybody with a haircut like that has gotta be an azhole."

 

[elaw555]

Checking the response time? Seeing how and when the response arrived? Where they went when they arrived? How the first responders were armed?

 

[SmokinSigs357]

All the girls pee'd their pants and vomited. Gunman dropped gun and ran away. Democrats planning a "We told you so" press conference in the am.

Later that evening, the same gunman was about to break into a house when a lady came out onto the balcony and fired both barrels full of 12 ga buckshot into the air. He knew right then and there that she was out of ammo, but he remembered that Biden commanded that that was all that was needed to defend one's home/self...gunman fled again.

Looks like these bad guys are finally getting the hint. Glad ol' Joe and the rest of our super lefties are around to save us from ourselves....


Oh...forgot the purple.

 

[cobber]

All members of the MIT community who feel affected by today’s developments are encouraged to contact Mental Health Services at 617-253-2916.

“This kind of event can be very upsetting,” said Alan Siegel, Chief of MIT’s Mental Health Service. “We at MIT Medical are prepared to offer support to anyone who’d like to talk.”

OMG... PTSD anyone?

 

[CathyInBlue]

Confirmed hoax.

https://gist.github.com/anonymous/5051617

The hoaxer used a special phone line for people with speach/hearing deficits to communicate through an operator with the Cambridge Police Dept.