If you're from the West Coast (or have been there) you can understand this...
In-N-Out Burger Opening Makes Woman Weep - KitchenDaily
In-N-Out Burger Opening Makes Woman Weep - KitchenDaily
As for you AZ Hunter... I think I speak for the rest of us when I wish you a case of explosive diarrhea for being a wise guy!
Here's what you'll want L-T
Burger = Double Double Animal Style
Fries = Animal Style
In-N-Out Secret Menu - Davis Wiki
I have been on a quest for a burger that compares to that mythical burger of unknown origin ever since. .