Movie Quote thread.

[shootersix]

Tombstone


" I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called 'Biggus Dickus".

monty pythons life of brian

38...39 whatever it took

 

[spencer rifle]

Mr. Mom

"What's taters, precious?"

 

[femurphy77]

John Wayne The Shootist.

"I would have shot her if she didn't have such good looking legs!!"

Don

Derp

 

[Dirty Steve]

Mr. Mom

"What's taters, precious?"

Lord of the Rings - Two Towers...

"15 is my limit on Shnitzengruben......"

 

[printcraft]

Lord of the Rings - Two Towers...

"15 is my limit on Shnitzengruben......"

Blazing Saddles

"The operation seems to be a success, but the doctor died."

 

[Karl-just-Karl]

The man with two brains

"Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women."

 

[Super Bee]

The man with two brains

"Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women."

The Big Lebowski


" No matter what you hear in there, no matter how cruelly I beg you, no matter how terribly I may scream, do not open this door or you will undo everything I have worked for. Do you understand? Do not open this door."

" Let me out. Let me out of here. Get me the hell out of here. What's the matter with you people? I was joking! Don't you know a joke when you hear one? HA-HA-HA-HA. Jesus Christ, get me out of here! Open this god**** door or I'll kick your rotten heads in! Mommy!"

 

[BugI02]

Young Frankenstein

"Designer of the neutron bomb. You ever hear of the neutron bomb? Destroys people - leaves buildings standing. Fits in a suitcase. It's so small, no one knows it's there until - BLAMMO. Eyes melt, skin explodes, everybody dead. So immoral, working on the thing can drive you mad. That's what happened to this friend of mine. So he had a lobotomy. Now he's well again."

 

[Birds Away]

The Big Lebowski


" No matter what you hear in there, no matter how cruelly I beg you, no matter how terribly I may scream, do not open this door or you will undo everything I have worked for. Do you understand? Do not open this door."

" Let me out. Let me out of here. Get me the hell out of here. What's the matter with you people? I was joking! Don't you know a joke when you hear one? HA-HA-HA-HA. Jesus Christ, get me out of here! Open this god**** door or I'll kick your rotten heads in! Mommy!"

Young Frankenstein

You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and... blow.

 

[femurphy77]

To Have and Have Not.



"Eat Lead Slant"

 

[Birds Away]

1941


If the United States falls under attack our job is to defend her in the past, present and future.

 

[snorko]

1941


If the United States falls under attack our job is to defend her in the past, present and future.

The Final Countdown

"They can't do that to our pledges, only we can do that to our pledges."

 

[spencer rifle]

The Final Countdown

"They can't do that to our pledges, only we can do that to our pledges."

Animal House

"... and if you do not listen, then to hell with you!"

 

[printcraft]

Animal House

"... and if you do not listen, then to hell with you!"

Conan the Barbarian


"Badgers!? We don't need no stinking badgers!"

 

[terrehautian]

Treasure of the Sierra madre

the line for Santa stretched all the way to Terre haute, and I was at the end of it.

 

[VUPDblue]

A christmas story.

Does your dog bite? No. *dog growls and bites* I thought you said your dog did not bite!? That is not my dog.

 

[daddyusmaximus]

Pink Panther Strikes Again.

"You follow him, I'll hunt you down, and kill ya.
Every mother's son of ya."

 

[printcraft]

Treasure of the Sierra madre

nope. gotcha


[video=youtube;gx6TBrfCW54]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx6TBrfCW54[/video]

 

[target64]

Big Jake

F**k me gently with a chain saw.

 

[Methane Herder]

Heathers

"As your attorney, I advise you to take a hit out of the little brown bottle in my shaving kit. You won't need much, just a tiny taste."

MH