movie/tv quotes

[handgun]

Okay so leave your best movie or tv qoute below.

Rules must relate to guns ammo etc.. (gun related)


"I will bring my side arm and you bring your inkblots and we will see who will make a better case." Flash point tv episode

 

[PeaShooter]

say hello to my little friend...

 

[Double T]

Connor: Jeez! It's a ****in' six-shooter. ****!
Murphy: There's nine bodies, genius.
Connor: What the **** were you gonna do, laugh the last three to death, Funny-Man?

Boondock Saints


Another great line:

 

[Tactical Dave]

GET TO THE CHOPPA!!!!!

 

[jbhummer2]

“Blaming guns for killing people is like blaming pencils for bad spelling” ~Larry the Cable Guy

 

[serf]

The painting was a gift, Todd. I'm taking it with me.

 

[terrehautian]

Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!
Laser Gunner: Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major *******: I did sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an ******* sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. *******, Major *******!
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an ******* too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip *******!
Dark Helmet: How many asholes do we have on this ship, anyway?
[Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand]
Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by *******s!
[Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down]
Dark Helmet: Keep firing, *******s!

Man, word filter kills the quote.

 

[RobbyMaQ]

"How can you shoot innocent women and children?"
"It's easy! You just don't lead them as much!"

 

[Tebow]

Connor: Jeez! It's a ****in' six-shooter. ****!
Murphy: There's nine bodies, genius.
Connor: What the **** were you gonna do, laugh the last three to death, Funny-Man?

Boondock Saints


Another great line:

Lmfao. Love that movie.

Here's one of my favorites.

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

 

[VUPDblue]

"think ya used enough dynamite there Butch?"

 

[GI JOE]

This is a Lightweight, Magazine-fed, Gas operated, Air-cooled, Shoulder fired weapon that fires a 556 projectile at a muzzle velocity of 2,800 feet per second... This is my rifle REPEAT AFTER ME...

-Jarhead

 

[jeremy]

Seems a LOT like this thread...

https://www.indianagunowners.com/forums/break_room/89790-answer_a_quote_leave_a_quote.html

 

[RobbyMaQ]

For the truly nerdy:
"Hoakey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side kid."

 

[GI JOE]

This is the AK-47 assault rifle. It makes a distinctive sound when fired at you, so remember it.

-Heartbreak Ridge

Where like jolly green giants walking the Earth, with guns.

-Full Metal Jacket

 

[handgun]

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Seems a LOT like this thread...

https://www.indianagunowners.com/forums/break_room/89790-answer_a_quote_leave_a_quote.html

No not the same at all.. just your favorite gun/ammo/artillery etc.. qoute for a movie/tv series / documentary etc.. simple rules. Just leave your favorite qoute.. and gin related somehow.

This is my rifle and this is my gun i play with this just for fun..

 

[hacksawfg]

The only way I got to keep them Tigers busy is to LET THEM SHOOT HOLES IN ME!

We see our role as essentially defensive in nature. While our armies are advancing so fast and everyone's knocking themselves out to be heroes, we are holding ourselves in reserve in case the Krauts mount a counteroffensive which threatens Paris... or maybe even New York. Then we can move in and stop them. But for 1.6 million dollars, we could become heroes for three days.

Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?

(All Oddball, all Kelly's Heroes. Never get tired of that movie, no matter how many times I've seen it.)

 

[renegade]

Penis is evil! The Penis shoots Seeds, and makes new Life to poison the Earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the Gun shoots Death and purifies the Earth of the filth of Brutals. Go forth, and kill! Zardoz has spoken.

 

[repeter1977]

She has a name.
So does this. I call it Vera.
Well, my days of not taking you seriously, are quickly coming to a middle

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[repeter1977]

For the truly nerdy:
"Hoakey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side kid."

Thanks, that was going to be one of my first quotes, as I have it as my signature line. Guess that makes me the truly nerdy, haha.

 

[Mr.JAG]

"Of all the weapons in the vast soviet arsenal nothing was more profitable than Avtomat Kalashnikova model of 1947, more commonly known as the AK-47, or Kalashnikov. It's the worlds most popular assault rifle, a weapon all fighters love. An elegantly simple nine pound amalgamation of forged steel and plywood, it doesn't break, jam, or overheat. It will fire whether it's covered in mud or filled with sand. It's so easy even a child could use it, and they do. The Soviets put the gun on a coin. Mozambique put it on their flag. Since the end of the Cold War, the Kalashnikov has become the Russian people's greatest export. After that comes vodka, caviar, and suicidal novelists. One thing is for sure, no one was lining up to buy their cars."

- Lord of War

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