Murderer Blames Guns For His Crime

[kiddchaos]

He told me guns are so ubiquitous in his native Rochester, New York, that he once stumbled upon a nine millimeter handgun while walking in a field of weeds. He took it home. He was twelve.

Guns are just laying around everywhere in New York.

 

[actaeon277]

And spoons made Rosie O'Donnell fat

That's one big ass spoon.

 

[OakRiver]

That's one big ass spoon.

Maybe she is just big boned

 

[jamil]

Guns are just laying around everywhere in New York.

I hear they're mostly lying on the streets. But don't worry, there's a huge effort underway to get them off the streets.

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

I was but an innosent sole, m'lord, as a newbourn infant wass I! The infyrnal devise itself was possesed of a daemon, some malign spirit bent on caos and dethe, sent verily by the darke one himself to set menne a-murthering, that new souls be delivered unto hym! I felte as it entereth my bodie, and was onlee as a spectater to its acts, horifide to wache as my hands did its biding. Plese have mersy on my poor soul, I beseeche thee!

What, you don't believe me?

 

[actaeon277]

It's Nike's fault

 

[indiucky]

You're just jealous 'cause you didn't think of it first.

LMAO...He's still upset over you beating him to the punch on putting the "Need a Lawyer?" ads on the FEMA camp boxcars...

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

Guns are just laying around everywhere in New York.

ROAD TRIP!

 

[jamil]

ROAD TRIP!

Eh, the road crews will probably pick them up off the streets before we get there.

 

[kiddchaos]

Eh, the road crews will probably pick them up off the streets before we get there.

Correct. The snow plows got 'em during that snowmageddon.

 

[trucker777]

It started with Cain, I think.

Indeed.

 

[cobber]

It's Nike's fault

It's always the fault of the people who have the most money.

 

[hysteria]

Apparently he spent more of limited computer time writing, rather than researching:

And yet, illegal private-party gun purchases account for as much as 40% of gun purchases in the US.

Good try with the implication that private-party purchases are all illegal, but if you'd read the article you linked the UC Davis study found that amongst the 78 gun shows they attended/studied from (mostly) 05 to 08, UP TO 40% of transactions were private-party. With no indication of why how or how these transaction were illegal.

The Second Amendment, meanwhile, does say guns should be "well-regulated."

So close, but the the word we're a actually looking for there, Bob, is militia. ​ Better luck next time!