While having dinner tonight at one of the local restaurants that we frequent with a young female friend of ours the subject turned to her troubles with men and finding a good one. My 11 year old daughter of course is pretending to ignore our conversation while playing some game on her phone except when conversation turned to her and my wife said yeah we have to watch her the boys are already after her, my daughter got fired up and said; "I don't need a boyfriend I already have one and his name is AR-15". Needless to say we lost it.