My drinking problem

[GodFearinGunTotin]

View attachment 31059 I was going to send my Midget Strippers to the Doc's house to clean that up for him. But I see he already has a midget in his pants!!. . . Carry on Doc!

Now....in fairness:

[video=youtube;pm3F9piwnTU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pm3F9piwnTU[/video]

 

[hoosierdoc]

It's getting awkward in here

 

[Alamo]

Washington, DC - Aug 14, 2038 - The President's choice for Surgeon General, Dr Hoosier Doc, abruptly requested his nomination be withdrawn from the Senate when a compromising photo, then colloquially known as a "selfie," or even more lasciviously, a "Weiner", emerged from his somewhat shadowy past.

The photo raised questions about the nominee's judgment relating to drinking, sexual deviancy, and sartorial prudence. When the doctor was chased down in an alley behind one of Washinton DC's well known watering holes and confronted with the photo, he tried to deflect at least partial blame to his wife, stating, "My wife dressed me in those days." When questioned about this, Mrs. Doc exclaimed, "Plaid-shmad, in those days I was lucky to get him to wear pants while he was surfin' the 'net!"

Dr. Doc's request to the President requesting his nomination be withdrawn stated that "after deeply considering how the commitments of the position of Surgeon General would seriously cramp my time on internet forums, I respectfully request you withdraw my nomination from the Senate so I can spend more time with my family. If I can figure out where they moved to."

 

[smokingman]

Washington, DC - Aug 14, 2038 - The President's choice for Surgeon General, Dr Hoosier Doc, abruptly requested his nomination be withdrawn from the Senate when a compromising photo, then colloquially known as a "selfie," or even more lasciviously, a "Weiner", emerged from his somewhat shadowy past.

The photo raised questions about the nominee's judgment relating to drinking, sexual deviancy, and sartorial prudence. When the doctor was chased down in an alley behind one of Washinton DC's well known watering holes and confronted with the photo, he tried to deflect at least partial blame to his wife, stating, "My wife dressed me in those days." When questioned about this, Mrs. Doc exclaimed, "Plaid-shmad, in those days I was lucky to get him to wear pants while he was surfin' the 'net!"

Dr. Doc's request to the President requesting his nomination be withdrawn stated that "after deeply considering how the commitments of the position of Surgeon General would seriously cramp my time on internet forums, I respectfully request you withdraw my nomination from the Senate so I can spend more time with my family. If I can figure out where they moved to."

Alamo you have a bright future on INGO and possibly as a stand up comedian.Thank you for the laugh.

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Now....in fairness:

[video=youtube;pm3F9piwnTU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pm3F9piwnTU[/video]

Are you suggesting he was drinking CHILLED wine?

It's getting awkward in here

Like ya didn't see it coming Doc?. .BTW, Respect!!

 

[hoosierdoc]

+1 Alamo, that was hilarous.

 

[findingZzero]

Let's go to the fair and get drunk! Then we can ride the largest sow in the world. Booze and farm animals don't mix. Card the livestock!

 

[Rooze1986]

Forgetting Sarah Marshall - Take My Eyes!! - YouTube

Happens to me all the time.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Are you suggesting he was drinking CHILLED wine?

Like ya didn't see it coming Doc?. .BTW, Respect!!

I'm really uncomfortable speculating about this...

 

[Trigger Time]

Only a real drunk would carry an XD. A sober person would know they suck

 

[9mmfan]

Really annoys me when alcohol is abused. Sigh

 

[Bennettjh]

Are those style of shorts available at Haratac?

 

[ruger1800]

Why would you take a picture of your boner, with wine on your shirt.

 

[hoosierdoc]

Are those style of shorts available at Haratac?

funny on two levels!

Why would you take a picture of your boner, with wine on your shirt.

Oh, and just sit there and wait for someone else to do it? I'm a man who carpes the diem.

 

[sticks4walking]

You seem to have a good grip on it Doc. not sure how this could happen!