My Wife has SWINE FLU!!!

[melensdad]

Very Sad News arrived today.... My wife has come down with the first reported case of Swine Flu in our town ....... It doesn't look good for her. The doctors don't think that she will pull through, and even if she does, they believe that the effects will be permanent.. See how she has deteriorated in the picture below. ...

 

[HandK]

My Guess is she wont want Bacon in the house anymore either.

 

[Fishersjohn48]

Why am I somewhat aroused by that picture???????

 

[jeremy]

Ahhh!
Your killing me!
I should have known this was a prank from you... LOL!

 

[Beau]

Why am I somewhat aroused by that picture???????

Good! I wasn't the only one.

 

[Bigum1969]

Why am I somewhat aroused by that picture???????

 

[PapaScout]

haha - you got me. I thought you were being serious until you said "the effects will be permanent" then I got suspicious. ;-)

I'd like to see the girl in the photo without the costume... ahem...

 

[Dogman]

 

[public servant]

Why am I somewhat aroused by that picture???????

Yeah...throw a pair of glasses on her and...wow! maybe put her hair in *pigtails*...

 

[LuckyBrush]

Now thats a nice piece of .......uhmm Bacon!

 

[ATF Consumer]

Why do I have a sudden craving for bacon?

 

[Joe Williams]

Why am I somewhat aroused by that picture???????

Because her entire front is one giant hooter!!

 

[concrete dog]

lol

now that was

 

[mettle]

I've heard that some things only happen when pigs fly, apparently 100+ days after his (O bama)presidency 'swine flu'...

 

[redneckmedic]

If you could just silence her...the perfect woman!!!

 

[FordMan08]

She has four extra nipples.............lucky bastard!

 

[Annie Oakley]

You are all very sick.....lol!

 

[bigcraig]

 

[RachelMarie]

You are all very sick.....lol!

 

[Blhutt2k9]

I Actually was feeling sorry for you til I seen the Picture
Thats just wrong but funny