My wife is "cheating" on me...

[CountryBoy19]

So as it turns out, my wife has been having secret visits from this "guy" at her place of work... He has had a crush on her for a while now and I guess lately he has been coming over to visit her frequently when she gets home from work.



I caught them in the act today... but I just didn't have the heart to stop them...


My wife works at an elementary school and the "guy" is our 5 yo neighbor boy.

He really does have a crush on her though... it's so adorable... He came over just to say hi to her...

 

[paintball_addiction]

Teacher's Pet, Teacher's Pet!!!

 

[Mackey]

You sure got my attention with this post. I thought it was gonna end in gun play.

 

[shibumiseeker]

I was 6 and had a crush on the student teacher at my first grade class. The regular teacher was like 60 or older.

 

[1911Shooter]

WOW, I started reading this thinking someones going to jail for a long time, but now I'm at a loss of words.

 

[raggedoutcummins77]

teachers pet

 

[45calibre]

i remember my first teacher crush. her name was mrs.freeze. she was so hot. kindergarten

 

[! twitty]

Are you sure his dad wasn't crawling out the window?

 

[littletommy]

Are you sure his dad wasn't crawling out the window?

Ouch!

 

[Dyerbill]

Miss Nuemen.................3rd grade.....................she bacame MRS Triumpth during the year................I hated her.........lol

 

[Benny]

 

[Que]

Six will soon be sixteen, with a nice six pack. If I were you, I would punch him in the gut now and get it over with.

 

[El Guero]

nice, talk to the kids and show him how much it cost to have wife, may get discoraged lol

 

[SmileDocHill]

I had a crush on my teacher once. It got pretty bad but she couldn't find an effective way to punish me. Staying after school for detention doesn't really have the same effect when you are home schooled.

 

[! twitty]

I had a crush on my teacher once. It got pretty bad but she couldn't find an effective way to punish me. Staying after school for detention doesn't really have the same effect when you are home schooled.

 

[Que]

I had a crush on my teacher once. It got pretty bad but she couldn't find an effective way to punish me. Staying after school for detention doesn't really have the same effect when you are home schooled.

I'm sure you meant that to sound better that it reads, right?

 

[stack23]

wait, did that guy just say he had a crush on his mom? im confused

 

[SmileDocHill]

I stole that joke from one of the blue collar comedy guys, I can't remember which one but I'm willing to bet it was the cable guy.
It is even more funny seeing the 20 minutes of silence after I posted it. It is like it just got weird in here while everyone wondered....um, is he serious, caus doesn't that mean his teacher was his mom?

 

[stack23]

ok i feel a little better now lol... sounds familiar now that you said blue collar

 

[MRTOOSE]

Mine was Miss Ridsell in the 3rd grade ... she has hot.. that was 30 something years ago ... wonder what she looks like now ...hmmm