My wife was messing around with my stuff in my shop.

[longbow]

Caught her looking for a tool and eyeing my new tractor. She said my shop is a mess. I said I know where most of the stuff is within 5 minutes of looking.

At the moment we are having a standoff over some items she didn't know I had..................

She wants to know why I need a boresight for a 120 mm cannon. I need help on an answer for that question.

She also turned on my multi-frequency transmitter scanner thingy that really should not be turned on. The switch on the box drew her attention to it and she had to push it.

Sorry if the net and the cell phones crashed about 2 hours ago.

 

[RockofStrength]

Caught her looking for a tool and eyeing my new tractor. She said my shop is a mess. I said I know where most of the stuff is within 5 minutes of looking.

At the moment we are having a standoff over some items she didn't know I had..................

She wants to know why I need a boresight for a 120 mm cannon. I need help on an answer for that question.

She also turned on my multi-frequency transmitter scanner thingy that really should not be turned on. The switch on the box drew her attention to it and she had to push it.

Sorry if the net and the cell phones crashed about 2 hours ago.

"One day I'll be headline news on all the major networks. Then you will understand."

 

[longbow]

then she said it....When are you going to get that 1982 Firebird and 1967 Mustang Convertible working again..........

 

[jblomenberg16]

then she said it....When are you going to get that 1982 Firebird and 1967 Mustang Convertible working again..........

Is she negotiating? Your response could be when are you going to ___________


Chose your words wisely.

 

[DoggyDaddy]

Caught her looking for a tool and eyeing my new tractor. She said my shop is a mess. I said I know where most of the stuff is within 5 minutes of looking.

At the moment we are having a standoff over some items she didn't know I had..................

She wants to know why I need a boresight for a 120 mm cannon. I need help on an answer for that question.

She also turned on my multi-frequency transmitter scanner thingy that really should not be turned on. The switch on the box drew her attention to it and she had to push it.

Sorry if the net and the cell phones crashed about 2 hours ago.

That 120 mm cannon ammo is expensive! Almost as bad as .22lr! You can't just go wasting it trying to sight in your cannon. Sheesh... wimmens!

 

[patience0830]

then she said it....When are you going to get that 1982 Firebird and 1967 Mustang Convertible working again..........

Why in the world would anyone have an 82 firebird? That scrap metal is cash just rusting away.

 

[SSGSAD]

I'll help, with the 67 Stang !!!!! What engine, and Trans ?????

 

[longbow]

The Firebird is my actual high school car, and the mustang has a 289 and a stick. The Firebird only has 17,500 miles or so on it.

 

[Leadeye]

I'm lucky in that respect, wife never asks.

 

[churchmouse]

I can see working on the 67 Mustang but an 82 bird..........Nah. Unless it holds some special Prom night memory......

 

[ghuns]

Why'd ya let her outta the kitchen?

 

[KittySlayer]

I can see working on the 67 Mustang but an 82 bird..........Nah. Unless it holds some special Prom night memory......

......with your current WIFE!

 

[Eight]

"She wants to know why I need a boresight for a 120 mm cannon. I need help on an answer for that question."

Simple, tell her you got it to help with your toilet accuracy!

 

[target64]

Tell her contrary to popular beliefs, some men do aim.

 

[Hoosier8]

Caught her looking for a tool and eyeing my new tractor. She said my shop is a mess. I said I know where most of the stuff is within 5 minutes of looking.

At the moment we are having a standoff over some items she didn't know I had..................

She wants to know why I need a boresight for a 120 mm cannon. I need help on an answer for that question.

She also turned on my multi-frequency transmitter scanner thingy that really should not be turned on. The switch on the box drew her attention to it and she had to push it.

Sorry if the net and the cell phones crashed about 2 hours ago.

Reminds me of my clothes washing separation. This pile is clean, the other one is dirty.

 

[cook4army]

Caught her looking for a tool and eyeing my new tractor. She said my shop is a mess. I said I know where most of the stuff is within 5 minutes of looking.

At the moment we are having a standoff over some items she didn't know I had..................

She wants to know why I need a boresight for a 120 mm cannon. I need help on an answer for that question.

She also turned on my multi-frequency transmitter scanner thingy that really should not be turned on. The switch on the box drew her attention to it and she had to push it.

Sorry if the net and the cell phones crashed about 2 hours ago.

Tell her that its for checking drainage pipes to see if they are straight or not, and that the normal PVC drain pipe is 122MM.

 

[Tactically Fat]

Consider yourself fortunate, OP.

Some guys never or rarely ever get their stuff messed with.

 

[Trigger Time]

Does she have sector 7 clearance like you do?
I bet you have a button that causes Asian airliners to disappear too

 

[longbow]

Does she have sector 7 clearance like you do?
I bet you have a button that causes Asian airliners to disappear too

I told her not to turn on the multi-frequency thingy again unless it is really needed. Really. Then I told her why. Her response was why do you need it, and I said because. It has its uses........

 

[87iroc]

lol...Great Thread.

I was ROTFLMAO over most of the responses.

Kuddhos' on the cars. I couldn't figure out the 'bird being their either until you said how low mileage it is...you need to post pics sometime.


No worries on the net crashing. Although the conspiracy websites are abuzz right now.