Need help, I think my wife is cheating on me....

[Metro 40]

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[Rookie]

I'm glad you have your priorities in line. Valve cover seals aren't that hard if you have the proper tools. Let me know if I can help you in this troubling time...

 

[esrice]

Rookie its a joke.

 

[Metro 40]

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[Rookie]

Umm - I know.

 

[Benny]

Rookie its a joke.

I think he knows...At least hope so.



BTW, I heard that one some time ago, but for some reason it never gets old.

You don't want faulty valve covers, that's fo sho.

 

[fpdshooter]

Holy crap thats funny!

 

[esrice]

Umm - I know.

Ok. Your offer of support seemed very genuine. I was actually impressed.

 

[Rookie]

Lol - I didn't want to ruin his heartfelt plea for help by using sarcasm. That would be just rude!!!

 

[ATM]

My Dad's a T.V. repairman. He's got this ULTIMATE set of tools. I can fix it.

 

[Benny]

So did you catch your wife or were you too busy trying to figure out what was wrong with your bike?

 

[BloodEclipse]

So did you catch your wife or were you too busy trying to figure out what was wrong with your bike?

Wife????

 

[Benny]

Wife????

What were we talking about again??? Oh yeah, the valve covers...Please tell me they got fixed.

 

[Walter Zoomie]

Get a new one.




...and fix the bike too

 

[BloodEclipse]

Get a new one.




...and fix the bike too

I think you meant to say : "Fix the bike....... and then get a new wife."
It is all about priorities.

 

[Dogman]

Why in bacon heaven would you park your motorcycle outside in the elements?

Reminds me of the one...wife took dog and ran off, really miss that dog.

 

[Cwood]

Why in bacon heaven would you park your motorcycle outside in the elements?

Exactly! h
Hide behind the trash cans, you damn well she never will see you there if they are empty!!!

 

[ATM]

Just follow her in your girlfriend's car.

 

[rhino]

I fell for it until the part about the valves.

 

[DocGlock86]

I'll totally admit it. You got me bad. I actually thought you were a total moron or had a very bad case of ADD. Lol. Good one.