NEED HELP: My Shopping list for the INDY 500

[halfmileharry]

Looking for suggestions when I go to the 500.
I'm in pretty good shape as far as weaponry and ammo go so I thought about some personal accessories.
Here's what I think I need most.
Any other ideas welcome as my track record hasn't been as I've imagined it should be.

I'm thinking it might be a good place to pick up a new girl friend.
Weeds out the anti-gun gals
Likes the outdoors
Sees the beauty of a well designed weapon
Looks just as good in jeans and camo as "the little black dress"
not squeamish around firearms
Low maintenance
Can get ready to leave the house at a minute's notice unless she's having trouble color coordinating belt color-holster-grips, which I can more than live with.
Tears up when she sees a well preserved military rifle
Looks at a 1911 as an aphrodesiac
Likes large caliber handguns
Understands the $ difference in good optics
Pushing a cart full of National Match .308 ammo 'cause she knows a good bargain when she sees it.
Doesn't have "teddy bear" or butterfly tatoos" but might have USMC or POW/MIA tatoo on her ankle.
Earrings that also serve as hearing protection.
Not being picky but some of the frilly gals I've been seeing are having trouble putting up with me.
Have I missed anything important?

 

[Mosinguy]

She has to be able to outshoot you

 

[halfmileharry]

She has to be able to outshoot you

That's fine but a "tall order"

 

[jmiller676]

Looking for suggestions when I go to the 500.
I'm in pretty good shape as far as weaponry and ammo go so I thought about some personal accessories.
Here's what I think I need most.
Any other ideas welcome as my track record hasn't been as I've imagined it should be.

I'm thinking it might be a good place to pick up a new girl friend.
Weeds out the anti-gun gals
Likes the outdoors
Sees the beauty of a well designed weapon
Looks just as good in jeans and camo as "the little black dress"
not squeamish around firearms
Low maintenance
Can get ready to leave the house at a minute's notice unless she's having trouble color coordinating belt color-holster-grips, which I can more than live with.
Tears up when she sees a well preserved military rifle
Looks at a 1911 as an aphrodesiac
Likes large caliber handguns
Understands the $ difference in good optics
Pushing a cart full of National Match .308 ammo 'cause she knows a good bargain when she sees it.
Doesn't have "teddy bear" or butterfly tatoos" but might have USMC or POW/MIA tatoo on her ankle.
Earrings that also serve as hearing protection.
Not being picky but some of the frilly gals I've been seeing are having trouble putting up with me.
Have I missed anything important?

They only exist in our dreams...give it up and settle for what you can.

 

[Que]

Is Danica Patrick single?

 

[jmiller676]

Is Danica Patrick single?

No.


I don't stalk her....promise.

KK? goodbye.

 

[halfmileharry]

I thought about her but I'm not comfortable riding shotgun

 

[jmiller676]

I thought about her but I'm not comfortable riding shotgun

<Insert sexual comment here>

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

Hey, if you find one of those with a hot sister, I call dibs.

 

[scott delaney]

i found her, but you dont want to see her sister!

 

[Mr.JAG]

Do mean the Indy 1500???

If so, most of the really attractive women are being dragged around by their boyfriend.

The singles are normally twice my size.

Of course, there are always a couple real cuties working at that one SlING booth... one of them has a seriously southern accent and I'm betting she get's hit on the entire weekend.

If your talking the Indy 500... thats a whole different kind of woman.

 

[JStarr]

the only thing i buy at the INDY500 is water and sunblock.

 

[Sigasaurus]

You have it all wrong. You don't find a woman like that you create a woman like that through senseless babble and relentless brain-washing. I mean when I met my wife she hated everything about guns and wouldn't even go near them. After 3 years of imperial conditioning she sits in my man den and helps me reload and finish up AR builds. If I can pull it off then anyone can it is all about being persistent.

 

[Fishersjohn48]

Dude. You are confused on multiple levels.

 

[Outlaw]

I found one pretty damn close. She's kind of a Leo but not a huge gun fanatic. She does however think my hobby/habit is cute. And my friends like her, that's a first!

 

[Birds Away]

It was all fun and games until she called my P238 "My Sig"!

 

[halfmileharry]

Do mean the Indy 1500???

If so, most of the really attractive women are being dragged around by their boyfriend.

The singles are normally twice my size.

Of course, there are always a couple real cuties working at that one SlING booth... one of them has a seriously southern accent and I'm betting she get's hit on the entire weekend.

If your talking the Indy 500... thats a whole different kind of woman.

YES, I meant the 1500.
I'm to be held accountable even before the caffeine sets in.
I don't mind a big woman.
A while back I dated a gal so big that when she wore high heels she struck oil.

 

[Mr.JAG]

YES, I meant the 1500.
I'm to be held accountable even before the caffeine sets in.
I don't mind a big woman.
A while back I dated a gal so big that when she wore high heels she struck oil.