Need idea for a quick, easy, cheap, and not totally tasteless Halloween Costume

[IndianaSoloMcfly]

Under short notice ive had success with tin foil man, just tape and tin foil. Just drink a lot and make a scener

 

[GunSlinger]

I'm planning to wear a white painters suit complete with hood, gas mask, white shoe covers, latex gloves, and a Fedora. I'll be handing out blue Jolly Ranchers.

Perhaps you could dress as a surgeon and walk around with a bone saw holstered on your strong side.

 

[AngryRooster]

I remember back in the 80's someone taking a refrigerator box and painting it up like an Extra Strength Tylenol box. Dad said something about him needing is ass kicked and explained it to me.
This fails the 'not totally tasteless' part in two ways. First based on when & what it actually was, secondly would be in a medical office.



I like your first idea, subtle, easy and uncumbersome (is that a word?). Slap on an actual gun belt with a polished stainless single action and you're all set.

 

[Snapdragon]

I remember back in the 80's someone taking a refrigerator box and painting it up like an Extra Strength Tylenol box. Dad said something about him needing is ass kicked and explained it to me.
This fails the 'not totally tasteless' part in two ways. First based on when & what it actually was, secondly would be in a medical office.

I like your first idea, subtle, easy and uncumbersome (is that a word?). Slap on an actual gun belt with a polished stainless single action and you're all set.

Yeah, I'm leaning toward my original idea. I could not take a gun on the premises, so it would have to be an obvious toy or maybe even just an empty holster.

 

[AngryRooster]

Yeah, I'm leaning toward my original idea. I could not take a gun on the premises, so it would have to be an obvious toy or maybe even just an empty holster.

There was an old co-worker that dressed as a cowboy for Halloween once. He had a nice polished SS single action that he carried that day, right in front of everyone, lol. He put plastic toy bullets in the loops and some cheezy plastic grips on the gun. Not a single person noticed. It looked like an over sized kids toy. He was planning on leaving to start a new job in a month anyway so he didn't care if anyone noticed or not. It was a small factory and he worked in an isolated section of it but still saw some people. The few of us that knew about it thought it was funny as hell. He did say if he didn't have something else already lined up he wouldn't have done it.

 

[actaeon277]

https://www.babble.com/crafts-activ...adult-costumes-and-4-more-halloween-roundups/


Homemade Halloween Costumes - easy and cheap!

 

[shootersix]

I mean if you want totally tasteless...I mean TOTALLY TASTELESS......


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[Birds Away]

Need idea for a quick, easy, cheap, and not totally tasteless Halloween Costume

It sounds like you want to go as my ex-GF.

 

[femurphy77]

Since you work in a doctors office you can wear a pair of fatigue pants and have a co-worker wear a fatigue shirt and you could go as an upper and lower GI!

 

[femurphy77]

Our door decorating contest ground to a halt today when admin made everyone take them off the doors

you should go as an ED cot. White sheet, glue on a Coke can, filthy underwear, candy wrappers, empty cigarette pack, burned spoon, empty pill bottles, and a 64oz gas station cup

Um, er, cough, cough. I have no knowledge of those events as they've been described senator.

 

[sugarcreekbrass]

How about a one night stand???

 

[Snapdragon]

Welp, it looks like the decision was taken out of my hands. We got a memo from corporate saying NO halloween costumes. We can wear orange and black, but no costumes.

 

[BugI02]

Sucking all the fun out of life, just one more service management provides

 

[Bill of Rights]

 

[actaeon277]

Welp, it looks like the decision was taken out of my hands. We got a memo from corporate saying NO halloween costumes. We can wear orange and black, but no costumes.

Another victim of "we don't want to offend anyone".

 

[22rssix]

Go as a Joint Commission Auditor.