So you know "actual Mexicans" as opposed to me, huh? The Mexican's I know aren't actually Mexicans, right? They just lie to me and are actually from Costa Rica? Ok, got ya. I'm racist, you're right. Have a nice day.
Given the unfortunate habit of Americans calling any Spanish-speaking person a "Mexican," I figured I should clarify. I'd bet most of the "Mexicans" you actually "know" are probably Americans, or have no affiliation with Mexico at all.
Hey bro, no need to get all flustered. I called you out because I'm one of those guys that doesn't think the racial make-up of a particular person one has chosen, to date, counts as "assimilation." It's a ridiculous notion actually.
What time is it?.... Ah. Have good afternoon.