Now for the BIG question.
Are you south of us-30 or north?
South makes you a redneck and you probably have bangos.
North welcome to the thug family!
Isn't it great being old and need to use computers and smart phones. Young people go at hyper speed texting.Cedartucky makes me a redneck, I'm sure. Thanks, everyone, for the warm welcome. I'll respond to specific posts when I get back on a real computer. Takes me forever henpecking on this touchscreen android thing, and copy/paste is a skill I have not mastered on it yet. Thanks again.
Welcome to INGO from NWI, as others pointed out, come to the NWI thread so you can be horrified and entertained and laugh. Also great way to get to know the neighbors