New York City hunters

[Scutter01]

Three New York City hunters were walking through the woods when they came upon some tracks.

The first hunter said , "Look, deer tracks".
The second hunter said, "No, bear tracks".
Before the third hunter could say anything, all three were hit by a train.

 

[bingley]

Three New York City hunters were walking through the woods when they came upon some tracks.

The first hunter said , "Look, deer tracks".
The second hunter said, "No, bear tracks".
Before the third hunter could say anything, all three were hit by a train.

This joke doesn't work. New Yorkers take the subway all the time. Some are known to push unsuspecting passengers unto oncoming trains. How can you do this without being able to recognize train tracks?

Now, maybe if these were combine harvester tracks...