Notice to intruders

[BigMoose]

I have no shortage of options.

 

[Gunaddict]

I feel very sorry for the fool that enters my house to do us harm.

 

[2tonic]

I remember my first claymore activation, that was a VERY loud one.

Well, your post proves you read the instructions.

 

[55fairlane]

I have a 10 year old who will not stop talking, & she just babbles endlessly & a 25 pound mini barks a lot, between those 2, anyone who breaks into my home will beg to go jail, for some peace and quiet

 

[rbhargan]

I have a 10 year old who will not stop talking, & she just babbles endlessly & a 25 pound mini barks a lot, between those 2, anyone who breaks into my home will beg to go jail, for some peace and quiet

LOL! Reminded me of O. Henry's short story, "The Ransom of Red Chief."

 

[BigMoose]

If you use a Mosin 91, you can stop them in the next county

As the phone company once said "Reach out and touch someone"

 

[Joniki]

I have three words for someone that comes into my house. BANG, BANG, and BANG...

 

[TheGrumpyGuy]

I have three words for someone that comes into my house. BANG, BANG, and BANG...

You'd be about 14 short in my house

 

[fullmetaljesus]

Burglar: You just shot and wounded me! Aren’t you gonna call the police?

Homeowner who fired: Why? Nobody else knows you’re here! BANG!

FIFY

 

[BigMoose]

Stab

 

[Creedmoor]

If you use a Mosin 91, you can stop them in the next county

As long as its two Company's of men marching in formation, and you get really really lucky.

 

[Mgderf]

Stab

A sticky wicket...

 

[LtScott14]

Welcome Home Invaders! Mr 12 ga 00Buck is on his way to meet you! Have a nice day!

 

[jcj54]

My bark bark will nom nom and then sing the song of her people...

 

[Bassat]

Dear Home Invader,
We can't afford a full-service response to your invasion. Please limit your choice methods to meet your maker to any two of the following:
14 rounds of .45 ACP HST (our finest, premium selection)
7 rounds of 9mm HST
7 rounds of .357 Hornady CD
5 rounds of .38 SPL WC (these come with several choices of delivery options)
Due to our inability to provide a wider choice of menu options, we will include, free of charge, reloads.
Thanks for stopping by.