Wow, this thread went limp!
At least the guy was stopped before he had too many men on the field.
The thread may have gone limp but not Kellen! He was taking lessons from PeeWee Herman. He was caught with 2 jars, wow. How many times a day does this guy do that?? Why would anyone need 2 jars of vasoline. Thats a life time supply. He could have gone to Sams and gotten the gallon jug.
Was he running a post route...he got juke and jerk confused.