Obama Jokes

[Raye7r]

Comedians are FINALLY starting to realize the sad but humorous truth about the President and his programs as evidenced by the following punch lines from TV monologues:

Q: The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
A: We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate. - Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s’ new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. – Conan O’Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fundraiser. – Jay Leno

Q: What’s the difference between Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. – David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America ! – Jimmy Fallon

Q: What’s the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers. – Jimmy Kimmel J

Q: What was the most positive result of the “Cash for clunkers” program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. - David Letterman

 

[JetGirl]

Q: What’s the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers. – Jimmy Kimmel J

Oh SNAP!! I hadn't heard this one!

 

[ghunter]

Q: What is the difference between Obama and Jesus?
A: Jesus doesn't think that he's Obama.

 

[Fishersjohn48]

Obama......Joke......That's redundant.

 

[Bill of Rights]

As was stated on here several months ago (I think by melensdad), the problem with this subject is that his supporters don't think they're funny and the rest of us know they aren't jokes.

Blessings,
Bill

 

[model67a]

you picked a fine time

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W57aBMYKvU&feature=search


I guess this would be the "Ballad of Obama"

 

[TRWXXA]

YouTube - "You Picked a Fine Time to Lead Us, Barack" by Jonathan McWhite


I guess this would be the "Ballad of Obama"

Priceless!!!!

 

[ghunter]

My new favorite song

 

[Indydrew]

LOL...Terrific Tune!

-Drew

 

[peloe16]

Dear Mr. Obama,

Thank you for not going to Arlington National Cemetery on Memorial Day. There
is something very sacred about that place and about that day.
Those who bled and died for this country deserve to be honored and saluted by
people who love their country and honor their sacrifice.

You don't belong there.

Thank you for realizing that and going to Chicago instead.


Craig P. Jacobi, Col, USA, (Ret)

McLean, VA

 

[yaganation]

love the jokes and video

 

[Waynetucky10]

ditto to everything said.

 

[ralphb72]

The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd.

The Pope leans towards Mrs. Pelosi and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy?

This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"

Pelosi replied, "I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!"

So the Pope backhanded her, the crowd went wild!

 

[ralphb72]

A French doctor says " Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks."

A German doctor says "That is nothing. We can take a lung out of one person put it in another and have him looking for work in four weeks."

The Russian doctor says "In my country medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks."

An American doctor, not to be outdone, says " You guys are way behind. We recently took a man with no brains out of Illinois, put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work."