Comedians are FINALLY starting to realize the sad but humorous truth about the President and his programs as evidenced by the following punch lines from TV monologues:
Q: The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
A: We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate. - Jay Leno
Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s’ new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. – Conan O’Brien
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fundraiser. – Jay Leno
Q: What’s the difference between Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. – David Letterman
Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America ! – Jimmy Fallon
Q: What’s the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers. – Jimmy Kimmel J
Q: What was the most positive result of the “Cash for clunkers” program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. - David Letterman
Q: The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
A: We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate. - Jay Leno
Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s’ new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. – Conan O’Brien
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fundraiser. – Jay Leno
Q: What’s the difference between Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. – David Letterman
Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America ! – Jimmy Fallon
Q: What’s the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers. – Jimmy Kimmel J
Q: What was the most positive result of the “Cash for clunkers” program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. - David Letterman