Oh, my dear sweet aunt Matilda

[Scutter01]

Behold the awesomeness that is Cap'n Crunch ice cream.

Cap'n Crunch Ice Cream | Plain Chicken

 

[Kase]

Fake. It ignores the 1st law of thermal dynamics

 

[Que]

Yep, I could do that!

 

[Scutter01]

Fake. It ignores the 1st law of thermal dynamics

It's creating energy out of nothing? It's creating intense desire, I can tell you that.

 

[Westside]

shame on you for not sharing this.

 

[Amattern]

my mom and niece make this. They take vanilla ice cream, cap'n crunch, and carmel topping, it tastes just like fried ice cream.

 

[Kase]

It's creating energy out of nothing? It's creating intense desire, I can tell you that.

Its creating awesomeness. You can't create awesomeness....only transfer it. Therefore your argument is invalid

 

[Scutter01]

shame on you for not sharing this.

I just did. Did you not see the link to the recipe? I haven't made it yet.

Its creating awesomeness. You can't create awesomeness....only transfer it. Therefore your argument is invalid

I am transferring some of my awesomeness from me to you in the form of an ice cream recipe. In fact, I'll do you one better. I plan to sprinkle crushed Crunchberry powder on top of the ice cream and garnish with Lucky Charms marshmallows.

 

[Kase]

 

[ATM]

*best served garnished with a crispy rasher of candied bacon.

 

[Kase]

*best served garnished with a crispy rasher of candied bacon.

 

[Benny]

The roof of my mouth hurts just looking at that.

 

[Kirk Freeman]

Why does everything always have to be two things?

Why can't ice cream just be ice cream?

In my day things were just one thing and we liked it. I wore an onion to my belt which was the style at the time. We called nickels bees, give me five bees for a quarter we'd say . . .

 

[Benny]

I wore an onion to my belt which was the style at the time.

Huh?

 

[ATM]

Huh?

We had a British kid move into our neighborhood back when I was in grade school.

He wore an onion on his belt and talked funny, too.

Always asking for change and stuff.

I just figured they were all like that.

 

[Kirk Freeman]

Huh?

It's Grandpa Simpson, you philistines!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLzSeErNFg0

 

[ATM]

It's Grandpa Simpson, you philistines!

We had a Philistine kid move into our neighborhood back when I was in grade school.

He was friggin' big.

 

[Kirk Freeman]

That was a Polynesian.

Geez.

 

[ATM]

That was a Polynesian.

Geez.

Yes, we had several nesians in the neighborhood as well - a real melting pot of ethnicity.

 

[Kirk Freeman]

Ya know, this is why more hot chicks don't hang out with us on Friday nights while the laundry is going.