Ok, fess up. Who gets naked when you poop?

[rhino]

The business class lounge was very, very nice and most of the rest of the airport was ultra modern. I suspect they also had toilets in the restroom but with the urinals being down, all the stalls were full and I took the first that became available. The stalls were arranged in two separate banks and I'm pretty sure the other, larger set had toilets instead of just holes in the floor.

Ah! Sounds like they have a need to meet the preferences of a wide variety of potential users!

 

[fnpfan]

I don't poop naked, but I do poop with the light off, not sure why but that room needs to be as dark as possible!

 

[Expat]

I thought everyone read while on the toilet... need light for that.

 

[fnpfan]

I thought everyone read while on the toilet... need light for that.

try reading your phone...it magically lights up..

 

[Expat]

I have never taken a phone to my bathroom and never will.

 

[mom45]

I have never taken a phone to my bathroom and never will.

I thought everyone on INGO poop posts.

 

[NyleRN]

The poop thread lives on!

 

[1DOWN4UP]

My dog poops naked...but he is a nudist.

 

[hoosierdoc]

I thought everyone on INGO poop posts.

I pee-read that

 

[OakRiver]

I thought everyone on INGO poop posts.

Only if I don't have enough fiber

 

[cbhausen]

I don't poop naked, but I do poop with the light off, not sure why but that room needs to be as dark as possible!

This reminds me of the classic public restroom prank where the prankster asks the stall occupant if he knows how a blind man knows when he’s done wiping. Usually you get no answer but still you walk out while turning the lights off and say “neither do I”.

So, how DO you know when you’re done wiping?

Edit: Wait, never mind. Don’t answer that!

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

I don't know who gets naked when I poop. I'm more concerned with how they know what I'm up to.