Other ways to say killed by a firearm...

[LockStocksAndBarrel]

I was watching a movie last month where the characters were talking about a dead guy. They were trading way to say "dead". Assumed room temperature, the dirt nap, etc.

I was thinking of differtent ways to say killed by gunfire. Lead poisoning is one and there are probably a number of the so I'll start.

Center mass, lead induced ventilation.

 

[eldirector]

The first that comes to mind is simply "lead poisoning".

 

[7th Stepper]

I was watching a movie last month where the characters were talking about a dead guy. They were trading way to say "dead". Assumed room temperature, the dirt nap, etc.

I was thinking of different ways to say killed by gunfire. Lead poisoning is one and there are probably a number of the so I'll start.

Center mass, lead induced ventilation.

Bill likes to use "high velocity lead poisoning".
One of mine is that they were trying to imitate a "sieve".

Of course, generally speaking, you can always say "They died of death! Gets them every time".

 

[7th Stepper]

Then there's always "taking a dirt nap in a people garden".

 

[88GT]

Perforated

 

[Indy_Guy_77]

the body's inability to deal with high-speed projectile-caused trauma

 

[G_Stines]

Bill likes to use "high velocity lead poisoning".

I always preferred "Rapid onset lead poisoning" but high velocity works also... If it was a suicide we've referred to it as "suck starting"....

"copper forced soul extrication" is one that I have heard a couple times.

ETA: "speeding bullet inspector" or got caught "inspecting the bullet," as well...

 

[Hoosierdood]

He had a severe allergic reaction to repeated gunfire.

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

If it's a headshot I say his mind was opened.

 

[redneckmedic]

whiffle-ball syndrome that leaves someone DRT or assuming room tempeture

 

[jd4320t]

Xenia Onatopp said "I had to ventilate someone."

 

[chocktaw2]

Died of "composite materials" installation.

 

[Suprtek]

He had some bad mushrooms.

 

[Mike H]

Look how he died from those deflated those lungs.

 

[7th Stepper]

whiffle-ball syndrome that leaves someone DRT or assuming room tempeture

True, then there's JPFROG as well. As long as they're not a "donepop" or a "maypop".

 

[redpitbull44]

One term I saw was So'n'So "Needs a vent installed between his eyes". That got a chuckle.
Things I've said, some may be proprietary. Feel free to use them if it fits the situation.
How'd he die?
His internal organs were replaced with buckshot.
Needs a few spigots installed
had a few spigots installed
Caught a one-two punch from a hand cannon
Caught a one two punch from a four five pistol (you could do this all day)
Turned his head into a canoe.
Had a bad trip on some lead pills.
Overdosed on lead pills.
Took a lead shower.
Lost a race with one of Eddie's Indian Friends (Who Framed Roger Rabbit reference).
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWiU_HIZ4Jc[/ame]

 

[Cwood]

Hole punch

 

[shortyforty]

died of natural causes, two in the chest and one in the brainbox naturally he died

 

[hbarnett1]

Got in a fight with a bullet,and lost!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[ArmedProgrammer]

9mm lobotomy

(you can insert caliber of choice)

Not to be confused with Dirty Harry Callahan's "38 caliber vasectomy" comment