Hey, I LOVE humor...it keeps me sane. But I would rather not be associated with the pic of a violent assault. I have never done that, never would, nor condone those who do. What would you rather I say? I CAN'T lose a fight. I have friends/co-workers who lost their fights and they ended up either in the hospital for a long time or dead. Over the winter my buddy was shot in the pelvis when stopping a robbery suspect. He had enough "bravado" to return fire that resulted in the death of the suspect. We train to win. I don't understand why that is wrong. I am a a trainer for firearms, defensive tactics, and CrossFit. None of those disciplines train us to lose. Thankfully, it has been awhile since I have had to fight anyone.
You now what they say, there's always someone a little bit tougher...Seriously though if you don't have confidence in your ability and skills you've probably already lost.