PART 2: I'm new an your 50-post rule sucks! Please change it for my convenience.

[LockStocksAndBarrel]

Only posted that to make it easy to see my PPD. 3.1. Lame ass!

 

[jamil]

I think a goal 5.56 posts per day seems reasonable. Do we get a special prize if our post count matches our favorite caliber? Churchmouse must be close to 45 per day...

10.

 

[Restroyer]

I used a .22 in the living room.


Once.

About 30 years ago while I was at my uncle's house watching a football game in his living room he goes "don't move" and before I know it he pulls out a 44 mag revolver and shoots a mangy cat on his porch through his glass storm door while sitting in his recliner (he was a home builder so he acted like no big deal he just shattered the storm door in pieces). He also managed to send that cat to the Beyond. I think my ears are still ringing.

 

[2A_Tom]

Had you been a suitor to one of his daughters it would have been an effective message.

Were there possibly other young men there?

 

[DeadeyeChrista'sdad]

. I had a friend that had a 3 bay mechanic shop and could pop a mouse with a bb gun sitting at his office desk

I'm not surprised. A:. How did your friend know it was just a bb gun? B:. What was the mouse planning to do with the bb gun? C:Why was the mouse sitting at his desk?

Wait a minute! Was it your friend's desk, or the mouse's desk?
Dammit, man! We need answers!

. Had you been a suitor to one of his daughters it would have been an effective message.

Were there possibly other young men there?

THAT would've been epic.
(Spits tobacco juice into an old green bean can). "Yep,. Same thing happened to that little S.O.B. who brought Lerlene home 15 minutes late Tuesday night. That's the third dang screen door this week!"

 

[WebSnyper]

I'm not surprised. A:. How did your friend know it was just a bb gun? B:. What was the mouse planning to do with the bb gun? C:Why was the mouse sitting at his desk?

Wait a minute! Was it your friend's desk, or the mouse's desk?
Dammit, man! We need answers!

Yep, punctuation, specifically commas, make all the difference.

 

[shootersix]

Yep, punctuation, specifically commas, make all the difference.

let's eat grandma!
or
let's eat, grandma!

one is dinner, the other is either a horror or porno movie!

 

[EPeter213]

let's eat grandma!
or
let's eat, grandma!

one is dinner, the other is either a horror or porno movie!

You say that like they are mutually exclusive.

 

[MarkC]

let's eat grandma!
or
let's eat, grandma!

one is dinner, the other is either a horror or porno movie!

You say that like they are mutually exclusive.

Internet Rule 34 might apply here....

 

[EPeter213]

I’m certainly not going to do a search on this to try and disprove it.

 

[churchmouse]

Internet Rule 34 might apply here....

Well allrighty then.....

 

[deo62]

Well allrighty then.....

Yeah, I looked it up too

 

[2A_Tom]

Eating grandma????

 

[MikeHoncho]

Yeah, what a hoot.

 

[KLB]

Third

Quoted for posterity

 

[2A_Tom]

Rookie, will miss him.
Expat, believes he was just turning his life around.
2A Tom misses all the fun.

 

[Ruger_Ronin]

I feel there used to be context here...

 

[Ingomike]

I’m certainly not going to do a search on this to try and disprove it.

This thread is starting to smell bad...

 

[rosejm]

Rookie, will miss him.
Expat, believes he was just turning his life around.
2A Tom misses all the fun.

<sigh> can we start a club? Maybe some kinda "aint-LT6"?
Can there be hats? I feel like we should have hats...

 

[Expat]

Rookie, will miss him.
Expat, believes he was just turning his life around.
2A Tom misses all the fun.

He really was starting to blossom into a great member...