Penis crushes pole vaulter’s Olympic dream

[ghitch75]

i just don't know what to say.....



Penis crushes pole vaulter?s Olympic dream | New York Post

 

[chocktaw2]

A good story over a couple a brews.

 

[chezuki]

Jeeze... The Post is worst than The Onion these days.

 

[2A_Tom]

See that is why white guys are better at clearing the bar.

 

[KG1]

I had to give up pole vaulting because of this.

 

[Bigtanker]

Maybe he shouldn't have looked over at the womens volleyball courts while he was up there.

 

[printcraft]

Japan? Must be the Wang family curse.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Show off.

 

[FWP9MM]

He must have been feeling a bit cocky

 

[hoosierdaddy1976]

Still better than this guy
[video=youtube_share;d6d3PGfGnbw]http://youtu.be/d6d3PGfGnbw[/video]

 

[KoD]

Lol. It wouldn't be as funny if my three year old son didn't just recover from having his sliced from scrotum to tip. He recovered fast!

 

[Slider]

Just missed it by a few inches.

 

[hoosierdaddy1976]

And truthfully, this guy should be happy for whoever spun up this story. He hit the bar with his shins, knees, thighs, and forearm, but it was his junk that knocked it down? Sure.

 

[Expat]

What happened to mandatory jock check?

 

[bacon#1]

Lol. It wouldn't be as funny if my three year old son didn't just recover from having his sliced from scrotum to tip. He recovered fast!

Whoa, wait a minute. That sounds awful. I have 2 boys. What was he doing to accomplish that so I know to watch for.

 

[KoD]

He had to be recircumcised and have his meatus opened because it was strictured and his urethra was pulling to the outside. My oldest son's circumcision was awful too. Idk why these docs can't get it right but the surgery was MUCH more involved than I could have imagined. But he was a champ about it!

 

[BogWalker]

And truthfully, this guy should be happy for whoever spun up this story. He hit the bar with his shins, knees, thighs, and forearm, but it was his junk that knocked it down? Sure.

Seemed to me that he all around just flubbed it. If the appendage in question hadn't hit it his arm still would have knocked it off.

 

[bacon#1]

He had to be recircumcised and have his meatus opened because it was strictured and his urethra was pulling to the outside. My oldest son's circumcision was awful too. Idk why these docs can't get it right but the surgery was MUCH more involved than I could have imagined. But he was a champ about it!

Oh ok, I thought there was some horrible accident involved. Glad he's good.

 

[KoD]

Oh ok, I thought there was some horrible accident involved. Glad he's good.

Oh I would never forgive myself if there were! He did open his incision up by getting on a bike at his dad's house when he wasn't supposed to! It was horrid!

 

[TB1999]

My penis crushes many things..but never Olympic dreams.