Poor choice in victim selection

[rhino]

I don't think it would be as difficult as you lead on. Step 1: Get panel van Step 2: Find hot chick wearing yoga pants Step 3: Find cool knife Step 4: Give knife to hot chick Step 5: Find you The rest just happens naturally.

Clearly your insider's knowledge of my character allowed you to circumvent the natural protections afforded to me by my Successful Lifestyle Physique(R).

Successful Lifestyle Physique(R) courtesy of the late Mr. Paul Gomez.

 

[Bigtanker]

I don't think it would be as difficult as you lead on.

Step 1: Get panel van
Step 2: Find hot chick wearing yoga pants
Step 3: Find cool knife
Step 4: Give knife to hot chick
Step 5: Find you

The rest just happens naturally.

Too many steps.

1- Give Rhino a sharp knife
2- Wait outside in an ambulance

20 minutes. Tops.

 

[dudley0]

Too many steps.

1- Give Rhino a sharp knife
2- Wait outside in an ambulance

20 minutes. Tops.

But you have to add getting the ambulance and the trip to the ER as steps.