Possible volcano forming around Greenwood

[Itchytriggerfinger]

Clearly the author doesn't know the difference between magma and Aquanet.

 

[Talonap]

Did the geologist inform you that it was Trump's fault.

What did one mountain say to the other after the earthquake? "That was YOUR FAULT!"

 

[littletommy]

I went to a catholic wedding a few years back, it seemed like we sat in that church for 50,000,000 years.

 

[MinuteManMike]

The disease has indeed matasticized...even Bedford is no longer immune.

What's with all the roundabout hate????

 

[Thor]

That will work. Do you take a check?

Sure, but predictions will have to wait until it clears...

 

[Trigger Time]

I went to a catholic wedding a few years back, it seemed like we sat in that church for 50,000,000 years.

Did they give you any crackers and wine?

 

[rhino]

Hmmm . . . in 50,000,000 years, where will the continent be located on the globe? And will the magma plume migrate with it to its newer position, or will it poke through where it is starting for now?

See? Greenwood can be safe if it moves out of the way quickly enough. Problem solved.

That will be $1 million, please. American. Or precious metal equivalent as of 07/04/2018 at 15:34 eastern spot prices.

 

[rhino]

I went to a catholic wedding a few years back, it seemed like we sat in that church for 50,000,000 years.

At least you know what to expect when you go to a Catholic wedding or funeral. You're going to be there a while and get up and down . . . a lot.

The trouble arises when you attend Mass on Sunday and all of sudden they're doing half a dozen baptisms in the middle of it. Your one hour (not counting visiting in the lobby afterward and the fights to get out of the parking lot) has just doubled. It's especially bad when it's July or August in a parish that doesn't have air conditioning, like St. Boniface in Lafayette. On the bright side, you won't see Obama bumper stickers at that parish.

 

[littletommy]

Did they give you any crackers and wine?

I think so! I was in my late 40s back then, and I remember my wife had to keep nudging me to sit still, or quit talking out loud.....it was horrible, I think I was actually bored to tears, like real tears, as in I wanted out of there so bad I was crying.

 

[littletommy]

At least you know what to expect when you go to a Catholic wedding or funeral. You're going to be there a while and get up and down . . . a lot.

The trouble arises when you attend Mass on Sunday and all of sudden they're doing half a dozen baptisms in the middle of it. Your one hour (not counting visiting in the lobby afterward and the fights to get out of the parking lot) has just doubled. It's especially bad when it's July or August in a parish that doesn't have air conditioning, like St. Boniface in Lafayette. On the bright side, you won't see Obama bumper stickers at that parish.

I doubt I’ll ever be invited to a catholic anything again.

 

[Trigger Time]

I think so! I was in my late 40s back then, and I remember my wife had to keep nudging me to sit still, or quit talking out loud.....it was horrible, I think I was actually bored to tears, like real tears, as in I wanted out of there so bad I was crying.

my feet would be smoking too

 

[halfmileharry]

I doubt I’ll ever be invited to a catholic anything again.

BINGO??? Maybe????
I heard you really had to screw up to get banned from BINGO.

 

[rhino]

I doubt I’ll ever be invited to a catholic anything again.

Nah, you're always invited!

 

[deeno3432]

Holy crap vacation plans are definetly going to change now.

 

[deo62]

Are we boycotting roundabouts now?

 

[rhino]

Are we boycotting roundabouts now?

I'm protesting by driving straight through the middle to the other side.

 

[KLB]

I'm protesting by driving straight through the middle to the other side.

Was this you?
[video=youtube;704vMj4GVx0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=704vMj4GVx0[/video]

 

[rhino]

Was this you?
[video=youtube;704vMj4GVx0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=704vMj4GVx0[/video]

It was!

 

[KLB]

It was!

You have style!

 

[draftsman]

Is it normal to hear Yeee, Haww in your head when seeing that? Bet the driver was just a good ol'boy