Post a pithy saying.

[Yellowjeep]

Directions are just another mans opinion on how to put this together.

 

[rockhopper46038]

Freedom isn't free.

 

[RedneckReject]

Never tell anyone you're a redneck...it ain't polite to brag

 

[Redtbird]

Before you go outside this winter, first make sure you are inside.

Standing on wet ground and peeing on an eletric fence is not a good idea.

 

[Stschil]

Always wear clean underwear, just in case you're in an accident.

(Thanks Mom)

 

[Dead Duck]

Always wear [STRIKE]clean[/STRIKE] underwear, just in case [STRIKE]you're in[/STRIKE] you have an accident.

(Thanks Mom)

FIFY

 

[hoosierdaddy1976]

i'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

 

[DeadeyeChrista'sdad]

Silence is golden. Really.

'Course, if that were REALLY true, my ex wife's boudoir would be frickin' Versailles.

 

[Bartman]

No matter how hot she is; somebody, somewhere is tired of putting up with her ****.

 

[Cpl. Klinger]

Early is on time, on time is late, and late is dead. - My brother's AF drill instructor.

 

[Pitbullguy81]

Here I sit broken hearted
I tried to sh*t but only farted.
Back in class I took a chance
I tried to fart but sh*t my pants

 

[netsecurity]

Obama is a Bolshevik,
who "fights for the middle class".
And those who disagree with him,
will take it in the ***.

 

[mac45]

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing you need to do is stop digging.

 

[BehindBlueI's]

A fool's mouth is his destruction, and his lips are the snare of his soul. (proverbs 18:7)


“The signs of the hypocrite are three: when he speaks, he lies; when he makes a promise, he breaks it; and when he is entrusted with something, he betrays that trust.” (Mohammed, as quoted by Abu Hurayrah)

 

[Bunnykid68]

Trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again

 

[CathyInBlue]

Silence is golden.

Duct tape is silver.

 

[GLOCKMAN23C]

He who hesitates is bossed.

Those who can, do.

Those who can't, manage.

Those who can't manage, teach. Those who can't teach, administrate. Those who can't administrate, teach P.E.

 

[beararms1776]

To each his own.

 

[daddyusmaximus]

If at first you don't succeed… maybe you're just stupid.

 

[Caleb]

Can't fix stupid