Post your best Fantasy Football team names

[HoughMade]

Here is a list of some of my team names over the years

'14- Shatner's Toupee
'13- Van Impe's Ten Toes
'12- Ron Swanson's Mustache
'11- Tommy's Shinebox
'10- Dunder Mifflin Valpo
'04-'09- Valpo Velvet

 

[Bonkers4Bacon]

My favorite - The Abusement Park

 

[Mark-DuCo]

My team last year was The Muffin Stuffin Squad. If you google muffin stuffing, results may not be safe for work.

 

[jfed85]

The beaver blitzers

 

[PMR]

Mine is ZUZU'S PETALS and the wife's ZUZU'S PETALS BEARD

 

[jsharmon7]

My fiancee is in a league with a bunch of other respiratory therapists. Her team name is "Acute Gronkitis." I groaned when she told me...

 

[hooky]

The only woman in our league - Team Beaver

 

[Waynetucky10]

Big Mutha Truckers is me but a few others I've heard is "In Luck We Trust" "Kibbles & Vicks" and my favorite "Show Me Your TD's!"

 

[nsolimini]

My team name this year.............. "BEATS BY RAY"

 

[HoughMade]

There are some good ones here.

I heard of one I really liked: "Cromarties' Kids" (look it up if you don't get it).

 

[bmwguru]

Seminiferous Tubloidial Buttnoids

 

[Reno316]

"I'm Thinking RBs"

One guy in our league has a last name "Dixon", so he named his team "My Dixon Ormous".

 

[Bonkers4Bacon]

"I'm Thinking RBs"

One guy in our league has a last name "Dixon", so he named his team "My Dixon Ormous".

 

[JettaKnight]

Not mine, but my friend named his based off on my T shirt:
I can't gopher that

 

[level.eleven]

Step-Dad

 

[sepe]

My team this year was going to be #BeLegitPopATit but I never got around to changing it so I'm rocking tater's tunafarm for another year. One of my friends called me a tunafarmer after seeing the kind of skanks I'd entertain at last call.

 

[jfed85]

TDs and Beer

Wife= Multiple Scoregasms

 

[ZombieApocolypse]

Last year mine was "the golden taints"

I thought it was good

 

[ZbornacSVT]

A few I have used and some from one of my leagues....

Dick and the four skins
Victorious secret
Plaxidental shooting
Ben there raped that
Why your Percy hurt
Forte-cation
1st Down syndrome
Luck my balls
Tongue punchers

 

[Bonkers4Bacon]

TDs and Beer

Wife= Multiple Scoregasms

Little bit of honesty for ya guys- I mentioned the team name "Multiple Scoregasms" to my wife and she just glared at me for a couple seconds and said, "I wonder what that is like"