Post your Bin Laden jokes

[theweakerbrother]

What's the difference between Osama Bin Laden and my watch? Not only does my watch have a face, it's water-resistant!

 

[hooky]

OBL's final facebook wall update: "BRB, somebody's at the door."

US Navy SEALS like this.

 

[Sylvain]

Hey...When are they going to start selling Bin Laden Zombie targets?

They have been selling them since a few years, they have a special sale this week going on.

 

[rambone]

Here's a joke for ya:

You will soon be going through government checkpoints to enter shopping centers and museums.

Osama is laughing his turban off, watching the slaves disarm each other of weapons, dignity, and liberty.

Expert: Security Checkpoints Near Soft Targets May Soon Become The Norm « CBS New York

 

[LockStocksAndBarrel]

Huh?

Here's a joke for ya:

You will soon be going through government checkpoints to enter shopping centers and museums.

Osama is laughing his turban off, watching the slaves disarm each other of weapons, dignity, and liberty.

Expert: Security Checkpoints Near Soft Targets May Soon Become The Norm « CBS New York

"It’s freedom, coming with an increasingly heavy price." Oxymoronic and,
well, a moronic statement.

 

[Hammerhead]

What was the last thing that went through OBL's mind?

A bullet.

 

[JetGirl]

A Jet original:

(I'm trying to get this one circulating through Al Queda, but I'm not having much luck since I don't know any of them. If you do, please pass it along!! It took me about a whole cup of coffee to come up with it)...

Knock knock.

Who's there?

The SEALs!

The SEALs who?

BANG BANG

 

[jsharmon7]

Here's a joke for ya:

You will soon be going through government checkpoints to enter shopping centers and museums.

Osama is laughing his turban off, watching the slaves disarm each other of weapons, dignity, and liberty.

Expert: Security Checkpoints Near Soft Targets May Soon Become The Norm « CBS New York

Thanks, nanny. We don't need you to continue telling us how silly we are for being happy bin Laden is dead. If we all agree with whatever you believe about everything will you stop being the opinion police? How many bin Laden threads are you going to jump into to try to rain on the parade?

 

[raider600]

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[jdhaines]

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Hell yes! Unfortunately it'll probably get taken down due to our crazy language censorship...good while it lasted though!

 

[Boomstick]

What did Custer and Osama have in common? They kept wondering where all the tomahawks were coming from..........

What's the taliban national bird?? Duck

 

[Yeti]

 

[john0286]

The 711 one is not funny, just because your muslim, arab, own or are employed by a gas station, or brown skinned does not mean you are relative of Bin Laden or that you support terrorism. My brother practices Islamic beliefs however you would never know that unless you asked him.

Here is one that is funny.

Did you hear there is a new drink called the Osama?

Its 2 shots and a splash of water!!

 

[Bill of Rights]

Hell yes! Unfortunately it'll probably get taken down due to our crazy language censorship...good while it lasted though!

Taken down, no. Turned into a link you can choose to go to or not yourself, yes. And no infractions or anything else issued because of it, either

 

[roscott]

If Bin Laden had of spent more time playing COD he would of realized camping can only last for so long…

 

[roscott]

Bin Laden was buried at sea because… deep down… he’s a nice person!!!

 

[22lr]

Outside The Wire

Some real good clips here

 

[rambone]

Thanks, nanny. We don't need you to continue telling us how silly we are for being happy bin Laden is dead. If we all agree with whatever you believe about everything will you stop being the opinion police? How many bin Laden threads are you going to jump into to try to rain on the parade?

Ten years, Trillions of dollars squandered, thousands of American lives lost, freedoms forever destroyed...

the joke is on us.

And now back to your regularly scheduled programming.

 

[rjstew317]

what would it take to reunite OBL with his wife and 2 daughters that were at the compound?














3 more bullets

 

[Bill of Rights]

Ten years, Trillions of dollars squandered, thousands of American lives lost, freedoms forever destroyed...

the joke is on us.

And now back to your regularly scheduled programming.

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