Pressure relief valve. Just a thread to vent,use sarcasm,call each other on bs.

[Expat]

It hurts when I urinate.

 

[Snapdragon]

Was there a song about a alien giving somebody a funny cigarette to smoke back in the 70’s? I seem to remember it playing on the jukebox?

[video=youtube;t55qcnM5haM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t55qcnM5haM[/video]

 

[fullmetaljesus]

I hate working from home. It sucks. I had to take over the dinning room to be my makeshift home office.
I'm experiencing the symptoms of ulnar tunnel syndrome as a result.

Talked to a parts guy at a Chrysler dealership yesterday and he was a massive twat.

And my office is jerking me around on converting.e from contractor to fte.

 

[target64]

It hurts when I urinate.

Frank Zappa had a similar issue

 

[deo62]

Frank Zappa, it’s all coming back to me now.

 

[Ziggidy]

Frank Zappa.

The Idiot Bastard Son

 

[smokingman]

Wife wants to go out and look at the moon. That's something we do.

That's not weird, is it?

Depends,do you howl or just stare?

 

[smokingman]

What tune are you whistling?

[video=youtube;FK1DCWrW02s]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FK1DCWrW02s[/video]












or more like
[video=youtube;6vDNZP_yNMA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vDNZP_yNMA[/video]

 

[Vigilant]

So I have to take the chair back to the porch and build one? It's going to be a long night.

No, you’re supposed to put the chair against the wall, otherwise the radio broadcast will not happen.

 

[smokingman]

This one has potential...

Why does it seem when I eat popcorn inevitably a piece of the shell gets stuck in my teeth?

 

[smokingman]

Lightning and hail up in these parts. Not good for moon-watching.

If only you had a kite you could fly it and let it hit a key,and watch the thermal reaction....who knows one day you mind find a useful purpose for it

 

[Vigilant]

It hurts when I urinate.

I told you about her, you wouldn’t listen.

 

[smokingman]

We're being social distanced.

No one forced you to come,but now that you are here you are not allowed to leave for 14 days,wait no 30 more days after that...no wait...well just do what ever we say is good for you. If you do not you could kill another thread.

 

[smokingman]

You have been enlightened to look upon the moon by the 11 lions!

We we’re kinda constrained in the other thread now we can let it all hang out!

The first order of business it to build a chair in honor of the enlightenment of the eleven lions!

Is this one yours?

 

[Snapdragon]

I told you about her, you wouldn’t listen.

 

[smokingman]

I am so sick of the Democrat/Media Complex constantly telling lies about the pandemic, asking "gotcha" questions at the press conferences, and starting these ******* investigations to try to destroy Trump by any means necessary.

I will never believe anything any Democrat or ABC, NBC, CBS, PBS, MSNBC, or CNN says ever again.

Did Bill Maher say it was a shame we didn't have ten million dead and 80% unemployment?

Agreed. I am going to add that I am sick of the fact most media has become nothing but a message service. Almost a complete lack of actual reporting,but loads of spreading what ever message they want us to hear.

 

[smokingman]

I don’t smell anything. Isn’t that a symptom of corona?!?

rofl

 

[smokingman]

I spent an hour hunkered down in my basement watching a severe thunderstorm develop, a tornado warning be issued, and then watching a radar-indicated tornado pass directly overhead on radar as the storm sirens wailed.… I could’ve done without that.

...ok I am calling it. BS. You can not watch a thunderstorm develop from a basement.
You might be able to observe data provided by others by you did not observe anything developing personally.

lol

 

[smokingman]

It does have some potential....

Moment · Momentum · Space · Speed · Time · Torque · Velocity ·

 

[smokingman]

What you smoking there? Crayons?


My employer has gone to ten hour days.

I feel guilty resentment when I drive home through my neighborhood at the end of a ten hour day seeing my neighbors out walking their dogs, doing yard work, cleaning out their garages, enjoying warm spring days.

Almost daily we are told how much middle-management cares about our safety, via e-mail, from their couch at home.

If I were better at such things I'd post up an Office Space meme.

Yeah, if you could just go ahead and come in that would just be great.

It would be a great time to ask for a raise.
[video=youtube;pHHZBmF8mk4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHHZBmF8mk4[/video]