I can't be the only one... Fess up.
- My counters are cluttered, but my range bag is organized.
- My bed’s not made, but my ammo boxes are neatly stacked according to caliber.
- The dishes in my sink are dirty, but my guns are clean.
- I don’t carry hand lotion, but there are single pack “Wet Ones” in my van for getting lead off your hands.
- I’ve forgotten my phone more times than I can count, but I don’t forget my Kimber.
- There are fingerprint smudges on my French door glass, but not on the guns in my cabinet.
- The batteries in the TV remote are dead, but the ones in my electronic ears are new.
- I can never find a pen that writes, but I’ve got a multi-tool fake Leatherman handy.