PROPER MONSTERS RECIPES

[Kirk Freeman]

In defense of INGO, I can only think of 1 other member around during the Middle Ages.

Not funny, dude! I am right here.

 

[DeadeyeChrista'sdad]

I had the coolest toy. You put a plug of plastic in the top, and put a die underneath it, and pressed out a body for a hot wheels car. Whaddya think the safety nazis would think of that nowadays?

 

[rhino]

Just roll a 20 sided already...

What's rhino's THAC0 against edged weapons? Is 20 enough?

I think his armor class is about 10...with no modifiers.

And his edged weapons are all +10 to hit...

We're gonna need a bigger die.

Hah! That's way too new.

"Hello Daddy. I'm Milton, your brand new son."

YES!!!

I 'member...I even had a Strange Change Machine until the commie hippies banned them!!!!!!

I mean what could go wrong???? IIRC I never got any more than 1st degree burns from mine....

Super Thing Maker? Super Elastic Bubble Plastic? Schmohican gliders? Green Avenger squirt guns?

 

[Leadeye]

You know you are old when you see the toys you played with as a child in the antique store.

Usually selling for obscene amounts of money.

 

[indiucky]

Not funny, dude! I am right here.

Yeah Kirk is not that old...He had to lie about his age so he could march with Sherman in Georgia.....

 

[hoosierdaddy1976]

Make sure you remove all the nodes/glands found in the subdural fatty tissue, and cook thoroughly. Don't want to get a nasty parasite from undercooked monster.

 

[Hornett]

DENNY
[video=youtube;9JD9it6SmB8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JD9it6SmB8[/video]

 

[DeadeyeChrista'sdad]

There were two others: indiucky and of course, INGO's elder cavestatesman, churchmouse.
Ok, but seriously. Do we actually know whether they are 2 different people?

You mean like Rookie and Roadie?