Memsahib was out hunting mushrooms today and came upon two unwelcome visitors, with her hand on her holstered 38 she politely but firmly told both to leave which after some sputtered excuses, they did. Told her I was proud of her when I came home from work. She's tough.
She only found a few mushrooms, seems to be a bad year here in the southern woods compared to most. She said they weren't dressed for turkey hunting so I'll have to assume one of the other two choices. We have heard all sorts of excuses and rebuttals when we catch trespassers, I didn't see the signs, we're just hunting mushrooms, my friend's uncle's brother-in-law said it was OK to hunt here. People have just forgotten to ask first.