I would start off by saying I couldn't find my wallet from the night before, so I went to work without it, thinking it was probably in my car anyway..... of course... you know what happens next.... t
When I am on my lunch break, I regularly leave work (Can't get called off break early, no people around, and can listen to music in my car if I want) and eat in a very large Christian church parking lot down the street. It has a field/park next to it, so it has a very large lot. This church also has some sort of pre-school or daycare inside it. I'm not sure which though, never been inside.
Anyway, I have been doing this for well over a year, five days a week, about 30 minutes each day.
Out of nowhere, a lady comes waddling across the parking lot. I am parked WAY away from the church, facing the field, so my license place is pointing towards her.
I see she has a notebook in her hand. I had my windows down, car off. I roll up my windows as I see her approaching, and make sure my doors were locked. She gets behind my car, about 15 feet away, and writes my plate number down, and walks back to the church.
I think " Oh great, she thinks I'm a mass murderer "
I do have a crossed rifle decal, Gadsden flag and NRA sticker on my car.
I decided to finish my food, it would look mighty suspicious if I drive away now.
I see a police SUV drive down the street, and expect him to drive around the church, and come in through the back entrance to sneak up on me.
I am now done eating, and start my car. I drive out the front entrance, when I see the same SUV coming back down the street. He was first going maybe 30-40 and I was going to let him pass by, not cut him off. Then he gets into the turning lane without signaling, so I pull out.
It was a ruse, he speeds up and gets behind me again, and follows me down the road a few blocks
I always use my cruise control, like stated in previous threads. I set it around 33 in a 30, with him right on my butt. I decide to cut it back to exactly 30, when he lights up.
This is quoted to the best of my ability
" Hello, I decided to stop you for two reasons "
" Number 1 you were exceeding the posting speed limit, you were running around 35"
Sorry, I drive with my cruise control, it wasn't set to 35
"It wasn't a big deal, the other reason was because we got a call of a suspicious vehicle parked in front of the school down the street"
I eat there every day on my break, see here is my food ( holds up the to-go ). I was also in uniform, apron and everything.
" Alright, can I see your drivers license " HAHAH
Dummy lost his wallet today remember?
I proceed to look around in my car, then pop the trunk and check my jacket in the trunk. Then go to the glove box, and get my registration and insurance. He says " okay, just let me see that, is your name on the registration? "
Yep, my name and stepfathers name are on there.
He sees my stepfathers last name, and says is your mother "WXYZ"
Yep that's my mom.
" I know "WXYZ, you don't have any warrants or tickets or anything like that?"
Nope, nothing.
" Alright, well you are good to go "
Sorry about that, do they not want me at the church anymore? I guess I could eat at the library parking lot.
Yea, that would be best.
He then sees my mother's truck, and pulls into the bank parking lot she was in, and says " Hey I pulled over your son! He's good though! "
So folks, with the recent shootings, has anyone else been targeted yet?
This was a very small local police department, in Hamilton County. I'd rather not give out too many details of where I work, live, etc.
ETA: I was banned from INGO, this obviously didn't happen today, I wasn't out there at 6 AM LOL!
When I am on my lunch break, I regularly leave work (Can't get called off break early, no people around, and can listen to music in my car if I want) and eat in a very large Christian church parking lot down the street. It has a field/park next to it, so it has a very large lot. This church also has some sort of pre-school or daycare inside it. I'm not sure which though, never been inside.
Anyway, I have been doing this for well over a year, five days a week, about 30 minutes each day.
Out of nowhere, a lady comes waddling across the parking lot. I am parked WAY away from the church, facing the field, so my license place is pointing towards her.
I see she has a notebook in her hand. I had my windows down, car off. I roll up my windows as I see her approaching, and make sure my doors were locked. She gets behind my car, about 15 feet away, and writes my plate number down, and walks back to the church.
I think " Oh great, she thinks I'm a mass murderer "
I do have a crossed rifle decal, Gadsden flag and NRA sticker on my car.
I decided to finish my food, it would look mighty suspicious if I drive away now.
I see a police SUV drive down the street, and expect him to drive around the church, and come in through the back entrance to sneak up on me.
I am now done eating, and start my car. I drive out the front entrance, when I see the same SUV coming back down the street. He was first going maybe 30-40 and I was going to let him pass by, not cut him off. Then he gets into the turning lane without signaling, so I pull out.
It was a ruse, he speeds up and gets behind me again, and follows me down the road a few blocks
I always use my cruise control, like stated in previous threads. I set it around 33 in a 30, with him right on my butt. I decide to cut it back to exactly 30, when he lights up.
This is quoted to the best of my ability
" Hello, I decided to stop you for two reasons "
" Number 1 you were exceeding the posting speed limit, you were running around 35"
Sorry, I drive with my cruise control, it wasn't set to 35
"It wasn't a big deal, the other reason was because we got a call of a suspicious vehicle parked in front of the school down the street"
I eat there every day on my break, see here is my food ( holds up the to-go ). I was also in uniform, apron and everything.
" Alright, can I see your drivers license " HAHAH
Dummy lost his wallet today remember? I proceed to look around in my car, then pop the trunk and check my jacket in the trunk. Then go to the glove box, and get my registration and insurance. He says " okay, just let me see that, is your name on the registration? "
Yep, my name and stepfathers name are on there.
He sees my stepfathers last name, and says is your mother "WXYZ"
Yep that's my mom.
" I know "WXYZ, you don't have any warrants or tickets or anything like that?"
Nope, nothing.
" Alright, well you are good to go "
Sorry about that, do they not want me at the church anymore? I guess I could eat at the library parking lot.
Yea, that would be best.
He then sees my mother's truck, and pulls into the bank parking lot she was in, and says " Hey I pulled over your son! He's good though! "
So folks, with the recent shootings, has anyone else been targeted yet?
This was a very small local police department, in Hamilton County. I'd rather not give out too many details of where I work, live, etc.
ETA: I was banned from INGO, this obviously didn't happen today, I wasn't out there at 6 AM LOL!
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