Putin's mom was a hard working Christian lady.
Obama's mom was $2 drug whore.
Young Putin: Serious.
Young Obama: Douchcebag.
Putin: Blackbelt in Judo.
Obama: Winces like a girl at the sight of Judo.
Putin rides horses.
Obama rides girlie bicycle with helmet. Safety first!
Putin: Hunts with rifles.
Obama: Plays with plastic toys.
Putin: Power-swim in cold lake.
Obama: Wading in shallow water.
Putin: Drinks his beer like a man.
Obama: Drinks beer like a big fricking pansy.
Putin: Formula 1 race cars.
Obama: Bumper cars.
Putin: Navy speedboats.
Obama: Boogie boards.
Putin: Manly and fit.
Obama: Scrawny and weak. OK, the ears are photo shopped, but just a little.
Putin: Fishing like a man.
Obama: Posing for pictures.
Putin: Controls his dog without a leash.
Obama: Dogs are the master.
Putin: Proudly sings his nation's anthem.
Obama: Doesn't give a crap!
Putin: LIKE A BOSS.
Obama: Sits like one of the girls. The only "man" in that photo is Whoopi Goldberg.
Putin: Eye of the Tiger. “I will fricking kill you.”
Obama: Feminine look, fake plastic smile.
Putin: Folk dances with REAL women.
Obama: Girly dances with lesbians.
Putin: Married this soft spoken classy beauty.
Obama.......... well, even a pound of makeup and airbrushing can't conceal the angry ugliness within this pig.
Rumor: Putin's mistress (unsubtantiated) Alina Kabayeva.
Rumor: Obama's "mistress" Kal Penn.
Putin: Great with babies.
Obama: It is said that babies can sense evil and danger.
Putin: Looks China's President in the eye.
Obama: Bows like a weak dog.
Putin: Looks the Saudi King in the eye.
Obama: …WTF?
Putin: Looks the Emperor of Japan in the eye.
Obama: What’s wrong with this idiot?
Putin: “Badass” Covers.
Obama: Looks like a wussy.
Obama's mom was $2 drug whore.
Young Putin: Serious.
Young Obama: Douchcebag.
Putin: Blackbelt in Judo.
Obama: Winces like a girl at the sight of Judo.
Putin rides horses.
Obama rides girlie bicycle with helmet. Safety first!
Putin: Hunts with rifles.
Obama: Plays with plastic toys.
Putin: Power-swim in cold lake.
Obama: Wading in shallow water.
Putin: Drinks his beer like a man.
Obama: Drinks beer like a big fricking pansy.
Putin: Formula 1 race cars.
Obama: Bumper cars.
Putin: Navy speedboats.
Obama: Boogie boards.
Putin: Manly and fit.
Obama: Scrawny and weak. OK, the ears are photo shopped, but just a little.
Putin: Fishing like a man.
Obama: Posing for pictures.
Putin: Controls his dog without a leash.
Obama: Dogs are the master.
Putin: Proudly sings his nation's anthem.
Obama: Doesn't give a crap!
Putin: LIKE A BOSS.
Obama: Sits like one of the girls. The only "man" in that photo is Whoopi Goldberg.
Putin: Eye of the Tiger. “I will fricking kill you.”
Obama: Feminine look, fake plastic smile.
Putin: Folk dances with REAL women.
Obama: Girly dances with lesbians.
Putin: Married this soft spoken classy beauty.
Obama.......... well, even a pound of makeup and airbrushing can't conceal the angry ugliness within this pig.
Rumor: Putin's mistress (unsubtantiated) Alina Kabayeva.
Rumor: Obama's "mistress" Kal Penn.
Putin: Great with babies.
Obama: It is said that babies can sense evil and danger.
Putin: Looks China's President in the eye.
Obama: Bows like a weak dog.
Putin: Looks the Saudi King in the eye.
Obama: …WTF?
Putin: Looks the Emperor of Japan in the eye.
Obama: What’s wrong with this idiot?
Putin: “Badass” Covers.
Obama: Looks like a wussy.