QUESTIONS FOR MOM

[Gluemanz28]

QUESTIONS FOR MOM:

I'm hungry.....
I'm cold....
I'm hot...
Can I have...
I want to watch...
Where are you?
Can you ask Dad?
Can you help me?
He hurt me...
She hurt me...
I want to go there...
When are we...?
Why are we...?
Why can't we...?

QUESTIONS FOR DAD:

Where's Mom?

 

[MrsGungho]

so true

 

[1911ly]

I didn't do it!! He did!

 

[Gluemanz28]

I didn't do it!! He did!

Yea I know what your saying. If you don't have a sibling though your screwed.

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

I was the mom, too. Gawd these threads are ripping my heart out tonight.

 

[GLOCKMAN23C]

What was it like growing up with the dinosaurs?

 

[Gluemanz28]

What was it like growing up with the dinosaurs?

It was tough at times but having you around as someone several years older helped through the tough times.

 

[RedneckReject]

What are you doing? Where are you going? Will Daddy be home in the morning? What are you cooking? Is it done yet? How long will you be in the shower? Can I eat this? Where's my sister? Can you go to the store and buy me some more chocolate milk?

Oh and my favorite: Why do you have boobies?

 

[mom45]

What can I do, I'm bored.
Do you have some money I can borrow?
Can I drive your car?
What are we having for dinner?
Do we have any milk?
Can you help me with my homework?
Did I tell you we have a __________ at school tonight? (Fill in the blank, meeting, game, conference, etc.)

Oh this list could go on forever!

 

[Gluemanz28]

What are you doing? Where are you going? Will Daddy be home in the morning? What are you cooking? Is it done yet? How long will you be in the shower? Can I eat this? Where's my sister? Can you go to the store and buy me some more chocolate milk?

Oh and my favorite: Why do you have boobies?

Once he figures out the answer to his last question, he will be doomed from there on.

 

[JetGirl]

My mom always liked to tell the story about the time I came home from school (third grade) and waited til nearly bed time to ask her if she could make 4 dozen cookies for my class party. She reluctantly said she would... and I said, "Good. Because I already told my teacher you would." She asked when... I said, "for tomorrow."

 

[Gluemanz28]

Watch this video.

Being Mom Video « The Skit Guys