Lol, really though, I was looking all through his car for some paper or cardboard and all I could find was his insurance paperwork so we decided to just deal with it later.
Was the emergency so bad you couldn't wait until you could find a proper funnel? Or even just "shoot for it" and not worry about the small amount that gets spilled? I've never used a funnel for washer fluid... and certainly never had a washer fluid emergency so bad that I had to drive through Baskin Robbins to get a waffle cone to use as a funnel.
If it was urgent he would have went to a gas station but it wasnt. We werent even worried about it but when we drove by Baskin Robbins the idea popped in my head. It was more for laughs than anything. We could have waited til we got back to the house and used a real funnel.
Really needed that much washer fluid this time of year? He must do his own oil changes and not pay himself to check fluid. Or he angled the sprayer to hit the sidewalk and burns through it. Either way....Bravo! You can still eat the dry parts (but don't)