Redneck word of the day

[shooter521]

"obama"

as in...

"When I can afford a case of beer, I'mma drink it obama self!"

 

[jennybird]

"Haffintoo"

as in...

"A tornado tore that trailer haffintoo"

 

[Indybeer]

Jeet and no ju

I'm hungy, Jeet yet? No ju?

 

[ATF Consumer]

"Haffintoo"

as in...

"A tornado tore that trailer haffintoo, so I'm haffintoo get me anotha"

 

[ATM]

Some redneck computer terms:

BIT: A wager as in, "I bit you can't spit that watermelon seed across the porch longways."
BYTE: What your pit bull done to cousin Jethro
INTERNET: Where cafeteria workers put their hair
MODEM: What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall.
NETWORK: Scoop’n up a big fish before it breaks the line
NODE: Was aware of; to know about something
ONLINE: Where to stay when taking the sobriety test
PACKET: What you do to a suitcase or Wal-Mart bag before a trip.
REBOOT: What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff.
SCSI: A name for 2 week old underwear.

 

[joslar15]

"Jew guys" & "Skynyrdur"

Being in a band, I oftentimes hear, "Jew guys play some "Skynyrdur" some Molly "Hatchetur," some Zeplin?"

 

[DocGlock86]

"obama"

as in...

"When I can afford a case of beer, I'mma drink it obama self!"

 

[cce1302]

Some redneck computer terms:

BIT: A wager as in, "I bit you can't spit that watermelon seed across the porch longways."

Off topic:
Didja notice, there's no such thing as watermelon seeds anymore? We grew up spitting 'em, but our kids won't know what we're talking about.

 

[ATM]

^ And the rainbows are happening much closer to the ground than I remember growing up. Gubbermint tests.

 

[Al B]

Acoustic

I whooped Billy Joe sebm taams at pool last naat and he smacked me with acoustic!!

 

[Dryden]

Racheer: Ya'll just set that picture racheer on the table.

 

[Marshall74]

TEXAS :
"I hate it when my girlfriend Texas me when I am in bed with my wife.

Mayonnaise:
"Mayonnaise a lot of women in this bar,"

Initiate:
"My wife ate two hamburgers, initiate a bag of potato chips,"