Rhino's Big Idea of the Week

[WebSnyper]

I guess I’m too much of a realist, but if I’m in a crash, I’m gonna want more of a LuLu Romans type airbag.

(you younger guys google her, but google the 70s Lulu, not the current Lulu, she’s pretty thin now).

Eh, if I was going that route, I'd just get one cast from my wife... Purple not implied nor intended.

 

[db1959]

How many here have actually had an air bag deploy.
It is not a fun experience.

It hurts, it burns.....

Now where do I sign up to get one of these airbags?

 

[Hoosier45]

How many here have actually had an air bag deploy.
It is not a fun experience.

Twice for me.

 

[halfmileharry]

Air bags in modern vehicles are a great idea with the potential to save many lives. This afternoon, I conceived an idea that combines the safety-enhancement of the airbag with a more positive life experience.

To wit, an airbag that deploys in the shape of an exact 3-d replica of Jennifer Lopez' ass in a tight dress to cushion your face during the violent acceleration resulting from a collision.

For compact vehicles, the airbag will be similarly modeled after Shakira's hind quarters and will include a rapidly twitching, figure 8 motion to enhance effectiveness.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUT5rEU6pqM&feature=player_embedded#t=43

I'm all in with Shakira

 

[churchmouse]

Twice for me.

Just once for me and it was passenger side. Yowza that hurt but not near as bad as it could have.

 

[Hoosier45]

Just once for me and it was passenger side. Yowza that hurt but not near as bad as it could have.

Rear ended a semi. Spun out on a bridge and put it into the sidewall. Both on snowy mornings at 6am on my way to work, when I wasn't smart enough to stay home.

 

[Old Dog]

Just what I needed to cheer me up tonight, I have laughed so much I had to quit and wipe the tears from eyes!

 

[Phase2]

How many here have actually had an air bag deploy.
It is not a fun experience.

That's why Rhino's idea is so brilliant.

 

[rhino]

How many here have actually had an air bag deploy.
It is not a fun experience.

That's why Rhino's idea is so brilliant.

Correct.

 

[miguel]

BOM (Brother of Miguel) had an air bag deploy once. Deafening sound, he claimed. Also looked like the Pillsbury Dough Boy from the residue. This was mid-90s so hopefully the technology has improved?

 

[halfmileharry]

BOM (Brother of Miguel) had an air bag deploy once. Deafening sound, he claimed. Also looked like the Pillsbury Dough Boy from the residue. This was mid-90s so hopefully the technology has improved?

The new tech is fantastic according to Takata.

 

[Bigtanker]

Wonder what the ladies want for an airbag?

 

[halfmileharry]

Wonder what the ladies want for an airbag?

Some will want the same thing....

 

[red_zr24x4]

Any more pics of model options??

 

[Indyhd]

We need to pool our money and have Rhino take this to Ford...

 

[Alamo]

I think this is a fine idea as it is, but not everyone has the same, er, tastes. So there should probably be a Dolly Parton configuration too.

 

[Alamo]

The new tech is fantastic according to Takata.

Bazinga.

 

[halfmileharry]

Any more pics of model options??

 

[halfmileharry]

 

[WebSnyper]

Any more pics of model options??

Ok, here are the big guns...