The culling would be brief, but precise.
The last thing we need is another demographically significant Mod.
Wait! What just happened here?
Do we need to type slower again, or did you just notice a new cut?
Do existing mods need to get re-elected so they can keep their jobs? If so, I need to get working on my tan lines before the swimsuit competition!
mbills2223 for mod supreme because Merica.
Also, bacon and wallet.
oh, I won't allow anyone to pull a Denny
I'll reopen the store (won't actually sell anything though, it'll just be a blank website).
epic threads will not only be allowed but encouraged, and I'll only allow spoof threads if they're funny.
Pants will be strictly prohibited.
whocares
I might post more later. Vote for me because I am dear leader.
Can I be your vice mod. I can help reach across political and idealogical divides and bring them together.
Also Bacon Meet and Greets
Actually, who needs mods? You have been replaced by a script:
Stanford And Cornell Researchers Develop Internet Troll Identification Algorithm To Auto-Clean The Riff Raff
I need to get working on my tan lines before the swimsuit competition!
If nominated, I will not run.
If elected, I will not serve.
Just great, a swimsuit competition. Now I have to make a back waxing appointment.
Just great, a swimsuit competition. Now I have to make a back waxing appointment.